Derek Morris

I created Facebook

[Marc Luino @GiraffeNeckMarc]

Really sick to see White Sox fans pack the stadium to support the team. They are playing the most baseball in MLB, this fucking rocks

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

We are saddened and heartbroken to share the news of the passing of Kyle Busch, a two-time Cup champion and one of our sport's greatest and fiercest drivers. He was 41 years old.

We extend our deepest condolences to the Busch family, Richard Childress Racing and the entire motorsports community.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Donald Gibb, best known for playing "Ogre" in the "Revenge of the Nerds," has died at 71 💔🙏

STORY: https://t.co/JbztMmALOL

[$cottiewop @Bvckwityobitch]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the single fathers out there. . . Yea that sound stupid huh remember that on June 21st bitch

[Master Marco Polo 🇲🇽“El Buki Raider” @srchilaquilles]

Conservatives on their way to defend their Pedophile President

[IYO SKY @Iyo_SkyWWE]

私たちの物語は、今日の試合で最終章。
試合が終わった瞬間、いろんな感情で胸がいっぱいになりました。

ASUKAさんと出会えたこと、
同じ時間を過ごせたこと、
近くでたくさんのことを学べたこと
私にとってかけがえのない宝物です。

Thank you so much ASUKA-San

We love you ASUKA-San❣️

#WWEBACKLASH

[Adam Smith @Smittyverse_]

Take whatever wife slapper Dana White has to say about men’s mental health, ignore it, then listen to what an actual man like Macho Man Randy Savage says regarding handling male emotions

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ BREAKING: CNN founder Ted Turner has died at 87. https://t.co/A3rDfoko0e

[Derek Morris @DTrain3574]

You’ll never guess what the “E” in ESPN stands for 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[Ben Milstead @benmilstead]

@SansPeurTampa Sir, simply pointing out that two fake sports are easier to find than a sport that’s currently in season. By your logic they should hide college football on their site….since they spend more money than anyone

[Austine @theereal_one]

Just performative, pick me bullshit. Bruh u can just go to the restroom & wipe yo goddamn face off with a towel, stop showing off

[Austen Allred @Austen]

Homestar Runner

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Tom Zbikowski.

That guy rocked.

[The BOB & TOM Show @bobandtom]

It is with profound sadness that we announce the loss of Bob Kevoian, beloved co-founder and longtime host of The Bob & Tom Show, who passed away peacefully Friday afternoon at his home, surrounded by family and friends. Details regarding memorial services will be shared at a later time.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’.

In theaters on April 23, 2027.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

It's time for one last pull of Conan O'Brien's Walker, Texas Ranger Lever.

Rest in peace, Chuck Norris.

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn that legendary Hollywood actor and pop culture icon Chuck Norris has passed away.

WWE extends its condolences to Norris’ family, friends, and fans.

https://t.co/kOWkG60AgS

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ Chuck Norris has died at 86. https://t.co/iEc9C997Ik

[Luke @qLxke_]

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago