Maria Kasminsky

Nordonia Alum. University of Akron Alum. Alpha Gam Omega Chapter Alum. Married to Erik. Wears bows. Into video games, board games, food, and Disney.

[Isabelle @animalcrossing]

[Announcement]

If you have a Nintendo Switch Online membership, you can now use the Nintendo Music app to listen to the music playing on your island right now in the Animal Crossing: New Horizons game! Just update Nintendo Music to version 1.4.0.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Petition to get Costco to add "don't squish the bread when packing a cart" to their employee training. I swear if I have to pack smashed up bread into my car one more time I'm gonna lose it.

[Horizons Hub @ACNewHorizons]

#AnimalCrossing x @Crocs: The official collection will be released in August!!

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

If I'm about to spend $150 on your website in 2024 and you have the audacity to ask me for $16 in shipping fees?! Short of an appliance, furniture, or something of the sort that needs to be carried into my home by someone stronger than me, I am not paying shipping.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Reading Beauty & the Beast to my son, but having to stop every other sentence to do commentary because the morals in this story are so insanely incorrect.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

The only window on the west side of my house is my bathroom window, and with the time change, Greg's bath time overlaps perfectly with golden hour, and it just makes bath time that much more chill.

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To the surprise of absolutely no one, the Oleato golden foam at Starbucks tastes like olive oil. Did anyone ask for this? Who on Starbucks' team said "our product is great, but you know what's really going to make these flavors pop? Olive oil." And why did everyone else agree???

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Other Moms: I wonder if my kid will be a doctor or a lawyer when they grow up.

Me: I wonder what my kid's gamertag will be.

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Whoever keeps buying all the distilled water from Giant Eagle, you're the worst.

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Veruca, sweetheart, I think I speak for all of us when I say

What on earth is a "bean feast"?

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Ya'll remember that time I was pregnant and sitting on the lawn in Magic Kingdom for like an hour to see fireworks, and then 10 minutes before the fireworks started, some lady came up and told me I was taking up too much space and she paid for a view and wanted mine? lolol

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To all the musical artists that put crying baby sounds in their songs:

Stop it.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Everyone do me a solid and stop telling me I'm getting ripped off. There's literally nothing I can do about it at this point and you're just making me panic and shut down.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

"All women really only like women. Just like all men really only like men. So they invented all of professional sports so they could be intimate with each other." - A Murder at the End of the World

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

When Pokemon Sleep says "girl, you got 2 hours of sleep last night" and I immediately gaslight myself that I definitely got more sleep than that and I don't have the right to be tired.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Yeah, my newborn sleeps through the night almost every night! You know, unless we have plans the following morning. In that case he wakes up every two hours.

[G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy]

💕 𝗥𝗧 + 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 to win a @sonic_hedgehog x #GFUEL "𝗔𝗠𝗬'𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗖𝗔𝗞𝗘" Collector's Box! 2 winners picked on Monday to celebrate today's early-access launch!

🥛 Be sure to try this flavor with milk!

🛍️ 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗣: https://t.co/1AucAAQLpb

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Do y'all ever glance at your baby and be like "holy crap, I can't believe how big you are now"? He's still so teeny tiny, but like, he's so much bigger than he was before.

[Maria Kasminsky @DaCupcakeBomb]

Spoilers for Moonstruck. The whole thing about Cosmo cheating on his wife is that he's afraid of death, but I never picked up that the first line he says in the movie is "I can't sleep anymore. Too much like death."

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99% of my pregnancy has been no issues smooth sailing nothing crazy not so bad. The past two days I have practically lost my ability to function 😂