[Announcement]
If you have a Nintendo Switch Online membership, you can now use the Nintendo Music app to listen to the music playing on your island right now in the Animal Crossing: New Horizons game! Just update Nintendo Music to version 1.4.0.
Petition to get Costco to add "don't squish the bread when packing a cart" to their employee training. I swear if I have to pack smashed up bread into my car one more time I'm gonna lose it.
If I'm about to spend $150 on your website in 2024 and you have the audacity to ask me for $16 in shipping fees?! Short of an appliance, furniture, or something of the sort that needs to be carried into my home by someone stronger than me, I am not paying shipping.
Reading Beauty & the Beast to my son, but having to stop every other sentence to do commentary because the morals in this story are so insanely incorrect.
The only window on the west side of my house is my bathroom window, and with the time change, Greg's bath time overlaps perfectly with golden hour, and it just makes bath time that much more chill.
To the surprise of absolutely no one, the Oleato golden foam at Starbucks tastes like olive oil. Did anyone ask for this? Who on Starbucks' team said "our product is great, but you know what's really going to make these flavors pop? Olive oil." And why did everyone else agree???
Ya'll remember that time I was pregnant and sitting on the lawn in Magic Kingdom for like an hour to see fireworks, and then 10 minutes before the fireworks started, some lady came up and told me I was taking up too much space and she paid for a view and wanted mine? lolol
Everyone do me a solid and stop telling me I'm getting ripped off. There's literally nothing I can do about it at this point and you're just making me panic and shut down.
"All women really only like women. Just like all men really only like men. So they invented all of professional sports so they could be intimate with each other." - A Murder at the End of the World
When Pokemon Sleep says "girl, you got 2 hours of sleep last night" and I immediately gaslight myself that I definitely got more sleep than that and I don't have the right to be tired.
Yeah, my newborn sleeps through the night almost every night! You know, unless we have plans the following morning. In that case he wakes up every two hours.
💕 𝗥𝗧 + 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 to win a @sonic_hedgehog x #GFUEL "𝗔𝗠𝗬'𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗪𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗬 𝗦𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗧𝗖𝗔𝗞𝗘" Collector's Box! 2 winners picked on Monday to celebrate today's early-access launch!
🥛 Be sure to try this flavor with milk!
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Do y'all ever glance at your baby and be like "holy crap, I can't believe how big you are now"? He's still so teeny tiny, but like, he's so much bigger than he was before.
Spoilers for Moonstruck. The whole thing about Cosmo cheating on his wife is that he's afraid of death, but I never picked up that the first line he says in the movie is "I can't sleep anymore. Too much like death."