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Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

I actually love you guys. 🤍🐘

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

A lot of Nigerians still don’t know this exists…

YOU CAN PROCESS YOUR AFFIDAVIT ONLINE NOW 👇🏼

I processed one for just ₦1,700 on the Federal High Court portal, and it was approved within 24 hours.

NO MORE UNNECESSARY TRIPS TO COURT!

The Federal High Court has an official e-Affidavit portal where applicants can initiate the process online from the comfort of their homes.

Here’s how:

1. Visit the Federal High Court e-Affidavit portal.

2. Create an account and provide your details.

3. Select E-Affidavit and choose the type of affidavit you need.

4. Fill in the required information or upload your prepared affidavit.

5. Upload your valid ID, passport photograph, signature and other required documents.

6. Review your information carefully before submitting.

7. Pay the required fee online.

8. Submit your application for verification.

9. Complete the required oath/deposition process when instructed.

10. Once approved, access and download your completed affidavit from the portal.

The portal also provides verification features to help authenticate issued affidavits.

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

School lo ti need maths to ba ti de igboro ko Calcu

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

Guess wetin i dey drink 😂

[Timaya @timayatimaya]

May GOD heal everyone out there fighting for their life 🙏🏾

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

Matthew 6:3-4

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

Genesis 1:28

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

If you no CASH-OUT no BACK-OUT

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

FCB

[#WorldPresident 🌎 @Zlatan_Ibile]

Symbol of hope for their eyes e be like soap

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

Why you never sleep? What’s bothering you?

[Cindymonel™ @cindy_blog]

May every prayer we offer tonight be answered, and may tomorrow bring us good news. Amen.

[• @Rohi_Alii]

Repeat this endlessly then leave it all to allah. Your rizq will come to you unexpectedly. Just Believe and trust him.

1. Rabbi inni Lima anzalta illayya min khoirin faqir.
2. Inna Fatahna laka fatham mubina
3. Inna haza larizkuna malahu min nafad
4. Innahu min sulaimana wa innahu bismillah hirrahman nirrahim.
5. Ya qadir ya muqtadir
6. Allahumma ya ghani ya mughni aghnini bilasababin fa innaka ala kullisyai in qadir.

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

20 songs I want to put you on today:

1. J. Cole - Trouble
2. Frank Ocean - Ivy
3. Clipse Ft. John Legend - The Birds Don’t Sing
4. Drake - Jungle
5. Freddie Gibbs Ft. Tyler, The Creator - Something To Rap About
6. Olivia Dean Ft. Leon Bridges - The Hardest Part
7. Ed Sheeran Ft. Ella Mai - Put It All on Me
8. Immortal Technique - Creation & Destruction
9. Rick Ross Ft. Chris Brown - Sorry
10. NF - MISTAKE
11. Dave - Purple Heart
12. Chris Brown - Residuals
13. J. Hus Ft. Burna Boy - Masculine
14. Burna Boy - If I’m Lying
15. BNXN - 5hrs Till Nairobi
16. Fireboy DML - God Only Knows
17. Magixx - Consistency
18. Asake Ft. Russ - Reason
19. Ruger - Holy Ground
20. Davido Ft. Llona - My Light

[GrowAIHub @GrowAIHub]

You're seeing these terms everywhere on X but don't know what half of them mean.

Here's the full dictionary:

1. GOAT — Greatest Of All Time
2. POV — Point Of View
3. FOMO — Fear Of Missing Out
4. YOLO — You Only Live Once
5. LOL — Laugh Out Loud
6. OMG — Oh My God
7. WTF — What The Fuck
8. IDK — I Don't Know
9. TBH — To Be Honest
10. NGL — Not Gonna Lie
11. IMO — In My Opinion
12. FR — For Real
13. IYKYK — If You Know, You Know
14. TL;DR — Too Long; Didn't Read
15. SMH — Shaking My Head
16. ICYMI — In Case You Missed It
17. BRB — Be Right Back
18. BTW — By The Way
19. DM — Direct Message
20. IRL — In Real Life
21. RN — Right Now
22. LMK — Let Me Know
23. ASAP — As Soon As Possible
24. JK — Just Kidding
25. NVM — Never Mind
26. LMAO — Laughing My Ass Off
27. AFK — Away From Keyboard
28. FYP — For You Page
29. BFF — Best Friends Forever
30. TMI — Too Much Information
31. W — Win / Winning
32. L — Loss / Losing
33. RATIO — Reply gets more engagement
34. MID — Average / Not impressive
35. SUS — Suspicious
36. BET — Okay / Agreed
37. BASED — Confidently holding a view
38. NO CAP — No lie
39. CAP — A lie
40. RIZZ — Charm / Game
41. SLAY — Did something impressively well
42. ATE — Did something extremely well
43. FIRE — Excellent
44. COOKED — In trouble / Finished
45. LET HIM COOK — Let someone continue
46. DELULU — Delusional
47. VIRAL — Spreading rapidly online
48. MEME — Shareable internet joke/idea
49. CLICKBAIT — Designed to make you click
50. GOATED — Extremely great
51. STAN — Super fan
52. FLEX — Show off
53. AMA — Ask Me Anything
54. OP — Original Poster
55. OC — Original Content
56. NSFW — Not Safe For Work
57. ROFL — Rolling On the Floor Laughing
58. FRFR — For Real, For Real
59. ONG — On God
60. ISTG — I Swear To God
61. IJBOL — I Just Burst Out Laughing
62. AFAIK — As Far As I Know
63. WBU — What About You?
64. HBU — How About You?
65. G2G — Got To Go
66. TTYL — Talk To You Later
67. HMU — Hit Me Up
68. OFC — Of Course
69. FYI — For Your Information
70. TBF — To Be Fair
71. IDC — I Don't Care
72. IK — I Know
73. IKR — I Know, Right?
74. TIL — Today I Learned
75. WYM — What You Mean?
76. WDYM — What Do You Mean?
77. ILY — I Love You
78. PFP — Profile Picture
79. Mutuals — People who follow each other
80. OOMF — One Of My Followers/Friends
81. Lurker — Watches without interacting
82. Troll — Provokes people online
83. Bot — Automated account
84. Receipts — Proof / Evidence
85. Clapback — Sharp response
86. Callout — Public criticism
87. Bait — Content designed to provoke
88. Ratioed — Reply outperforms the original
89. Trending — Currently popular
90. Touch Grass — Spend less time online
91. Doomscrolling — Endless negative scrolling
92. Ragebait — Content designed to make people angry
93. YAP — Talk excessively
94. YAPPER — Someone who talks a lot
95. VIBE — Overall feeling / atmosphere
96. LOWKEY — Somewhat / Secretly
97. HIGHKEY — Openly / Strongly
98. LOCKED IN — Fully focused
99. GLOW UP — Major positive transformation
100. HIT DIFFERENT — Feels especially good/different

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[IDLA @dacrazykidd]

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God bless you Chizzy

[𝗚-𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗰𝗲 @G_Twice]

I have 50k I'm not using

Let's give 5k to 20 people each

Repost and drop aza

Picking randomly

[Cindymonel™ @cindy_blog]

Hard times will make you understand the difference between “I have people” and “I know people”.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

Shein has been shipping to Nigeria for a while now. But many people are not aware. You can get goods at very cheap and affordable prices on Shein.

Here is everything you need to know to order from Shein in Nigeria without any stress:

- Get the Shein app from Google Play Store or the App Store. Use the app, not the website. The app detects your Nigerian location more accurately and gives you better pricing.

- Sign up with your email or phone number. New users almost always get discount vouchers on their first order. Do not skip past them.

- Sort out your payment first: This is where most Nigerians get stuck. Standard naira debit cards are often declined on Shein for two reasons: international payments are blocked by default on many Nigerian bank cards, and quarterly FX spending caps mean your limit may already be used up from Netflix, Spotify, or other subscriptions.

But that is not a big deal. The fix is a virtual dollar card. Get one from any of these apps: EverTry, Payday, or Chipper Cash. Fund it in naira, use it like a dollar card at checkout. Problem solved.

- Be specific with your search. Do not type "dress." Type for example "women's ankara print dress size M." Read the product description, check the size chart, and scroll to real buyer photos in the reviews before you add anything to cart.

- Place your order and track it: Once you check out, you can track your order directly in the app. Delivery to Nigeria takes 7 to 28 days depending on the shipping method you choose at checkout.

Shein is real, it works in Nigeria, and the prices are genuinely cheap. Once you get it right with the payment method, you are good to go.

Above all, love God.