daft mike

goes without saying

[daft mike @daftmichael]

Can anyone explain why voicemail box is full but I have 15,000 pictures and videos on my phone with plenty of storage

[daft mike @daftmichael]

Just remembered a time when guac wasn’t extra

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AirPods never charge or die at the same time and I think that’s a problem

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@sordnam

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@sordnam Neat!

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@sordnam

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@sordnam Sounds like something someone not born and raised in Arizona would say

[daft mike @daftmichael]

Are Cheetos considered chips?

[daft mike @daftmichael]

@sordnam Got this waiting for you when you get home, Sport

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@sordnam I feel attacked

[daft mike @daftmichael]

9 beers, 9 hotdogs, fast and furious 9

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@JimmyCrawley This is a negative statement and I won’t stand for it

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@JimmyCrawley @BourbEnthusiasm Not anymore :(

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@sordnam Oh please.

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@sordnam Goat movie. Great tweet (X)?

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@nickysarandrea4 Honestly best lineup ever. Run it back

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@JimmyCrawley @sordnam @jessbic

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First hint of monsoon season in AZ 👀

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Can’t believe how many Arizona drivers don’t know you’re legally allowed to go 20-30 mph over the speed limit on highways

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@sordnam @AmiriKing