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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
Daily Quotes from Calvin and Hobbes. Unofficial Twitter account. Bill Watterson is a genius. Contributions will be RT-ed.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
about 13 years ago
Calvin:Psst... Susie! What's 12 + 7? Susie:A billion. Calvin:Thanks! Wait a minute. That can't be right.That's what she said 3 + 4 was.
Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
about 13 years ago
Sometimes when I'm talking my words can't keep up with my thoughts.I wonder why we think faster than we speak.Probably so we can think twice
Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
about 13 years ago
My generation doesn't absorb information this way. Could you reduce everything to factoids? At least, our televisions understand us.
Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
about 13 years ago
Calvin : *Atchoo* (checks handkerchief) Uh oh. I'm leaking brain lubricant.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
about 13 years ago
One of my baby teeth came out! I have to say, I'm not entirely comfortable holding a piece of my own head.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
True or false test?Some clarity atlast! Every sentence is either pure,sweet truth or a vile contemptible lie! 1 or the other,nothing in b/w.
Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
It's hard to argue with someone who looks so happy.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
C:People never focus on one thing to enjoy it or do well H(sleeping): you're breaking my concentration C:We focus on doing nothing at all!
Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
If people could put rainbows in zoos they'd do it.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
I think night time is dark so that you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
What if we die and it turns out god is one big chicken!! Then what?
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
The more you know the harder it is to take decisive action.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy already.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
If you couldn't find any weirdness maybe we'll just have to make some.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
Everybody is a slave to routine.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
When you look into infinity you realise there are more important things than what people do all day.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
If we are just going to die what's the point of living?
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
H: How are you doing on your New Year resolutions? | C: I refuse to be victimised by notions of virtuous behaviour.
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
If the New Year requires resolutions, I say it's up to everyone else, not me! I don't need to improve! Everyone else does!
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Calvin and Hobbes
@DailyCalvin
over 13 years ago
It's not denial I'm just very selective about the reality I accept.
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