dainty

absolute disaster of a human bean

[dainty @daintyboots]

if we still had our fourth party member we could be the A-team but he left so i guess i'll just be mr. T all by myself then. fine.

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we do not have a single ranged or arcane party member. we got two beefy dudes and one slightly less beefy monk.

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s/o to the monk who cleared an entire room of giant spiders while the rest of us stood in the hall and had a feelings jam.

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"dainty, i thought you abandoned twitter!" the dm threatened to show my account to the party so i might as well give them something to read.

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shoutout to our barbarian who spent the entire fight trying to cut down a tree while me and the monk were trying not to die. the real mvp.

[dainty @daintyboots]

> practice songs for thursday's lesson
> blow out microphone
> recording's all fucked up
please end me

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@royalpizzaboy you can't make me

[dainty @daintyboots]

im getting lectured by my mom because i never watched the goonies

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every time one of my posts gets like 20k notes in a day i want to delete my tumblr and become a bitter hermit living in the mountains

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shoutout to the elderly old woman staring at the magic mike xxl poster in the theater lobby. u the best.

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@royalpizzaboy you're beauty. you're grace. you've got a really large face.

[dainty @daintyboots]

*leans casually over desk* so how about that tf2 preview. make sure you drink plenty of water to replace the liquid you'll lose from crying.

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>searches username on twitter
>coffee shop au reposted a bunch of times........

there's nowhere where i'm safe from my transgressions....

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i can't draw anymore mad max fanart. nothing will top the coffee shop au doodle. nothing. i'm in hell save me.

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@JudgeAnon WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!

[dainty @daintyboots]

GUESS WHO FINALLY SAW MAD MAX. GUESS WHO FEELS READY TO RUN A GODDAMN MARATHON.

[dainty @daintyboots]

@JudgeAnon that's gonna be me when i drag my bro to the theater next week

[dainty @daintyboots]

the cheesiest literature of all

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

"mad max" sounds like the name of a kids' book tbh

max is mad
how mad is max?
so mad!
max is mad because
he lives in a dystopian wasteland