Daize 🧙‍♀️

I'm trying to live like Buddha. So far, I've only got the look down. she/her. @daizeplays.bsky.social

[Daize 🧙‍♀️ @Daize_Plays]

My brother referred to his vape pen as a douche flute today and it might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[Daize 🧙‍♀️ @Daize_Plays]

The @max app has become completely useless. I open the app, it tells me to connect my provider, I do, I choose something to watch, it disconnects me. Start over. I've uninstalled, I've cleared the cache. I haven't been able to watch anything in weeks. Waste of money.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

The worst thing about this is that he definitely thinks the president has these powers and authority.

[eofallthings @eofallthings]

This thread of finding a long lost and very loved song from The X-Files is one of the things I love most about Twitter.

[Stephanie Drury @StuffCCLikes]

How to Survive The Holidays With Evangelical Family Members

My friend told me that she and her husband survive the holidays with Christian culture family members by making a game out of it. They call it Bug-Me Bucks. It’s kind of like fantasy football and it’s kind of brilliant.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

In 1978, Mark Gubin painted this on his roof. His building is next to the airport in Milwaukee. It is still confusing passengers to this day.

[Daize 🧙‍♀️ @Daize_Plays]

i have some codes for the blue site if anyone needs one.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

On a more serious note, when poll after poll shows people are ignorant about basic facts re America, the economy, levels of immigration, etc, maybe we in the media should reflect on our role in exacerbating that ignorance & also then not defer to those polls results as ‘reality’.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

100% agree. And yet, in a two party system, sadly, annoyingly, but unavoidably, it’s the *only* bar. (Especially when the party that you’re ‘better than’ has given up on democracy.)

[Cat Staggs 🍁🧙‍♀️ @CatStaggs]

The fact that trump raised millions after he was booked and Mari is still trying to raise money for clean water in flint show how out of wack our priorities are. Donate to Mari if you are able.

[small worlds @smllwrlds]

230 of 365 illustrated tiny sci-fi stories:

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

The inner child within us is ageless.. 😊

[tweetbit @tweetbit]

@KateSpitzmiller Credit: @sarahkendzior

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A sitting Congressperson tweeting this from her OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ACCOUNT is somehow fine, but a female soccer player choosing not to sing the National Anthem is ‘disrespectful to the flag’. Oh, ok.

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Jesus has gone woke.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

It will never make sense to me

[Mae @MMBrussell]

The sheep will spend their energy on dealing with the wolf, only to be herded, and ultimately eaten, by the shepherds.

[Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D @RVAwonk]

It’s hard, sometimes, to have compassion for people who don’t seem like they deserve it. But it’s not about them — it’s about you, and what type of person you are.

Be this type of person:

[drewfromtv @DrewFromTV]

https://t.co/MQTzeA9uRb

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

this is the final scene of The Pee-wee Herman Show, the 1980 stage production that came before the Pee-wee movies and the Playhouse TV show

it's so funny and, after his passing today, also becomes sort of a perfect Pee-wee Herman farewell

RIP Paul Reubens

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

No tweet can capture the magic, generosity, artistry, and devout silliness of Paul Reubens. Everyone I know received countless nonsensical memes from Paul on their birthday, and I mean EVERYONE. His surreal comedy and unrelenting kindness were a gift to us all. Damn, this hurts.