Dan Flashes® ⚡️

Complicated Shirts™. Come see us at The Shops at The Creek! Everything in the store is your style. (ITYSL fan account) 👔

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

We should be allowed to do a _little_ insider trading at work

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Absolute insanity….here is Mike Johnson saying members of Congress need to be able to continue their insider trading because the yearly salary of $174K with healthcare and taxpayer funded vacations every other week is not enough for them

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

Hantavirus patient zero #ratmom

[Ragnar @pikeypilled]

RFK I know you're busy but can we ban this please

[Jeff Cross @jeffbcross]

My boss, @victorsavkin is making me appear on a webinar today, so I had to wear my fanciest Dan Flashes shirt.

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

IYKYK

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

Uhhh this pattern is our intellectual property… Our attorneys are about to throw some biologists down the stairs, metaphorically speaking of course.

[Parmita Mishra @parmita]

we recently saw an insane discovery in biology, which if true, in my opinion, makes extraterrestrial life far far more likely.

🧵

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

Jay Leno has been seriously injured again after the comedian says he fell down a hill at the Hampton Inn

[Jeff Cross @jeffbcross]

WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE CAT WHO DID THIS

[𝙎𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣 𝙅𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙮 @_SlippinJimmy]

The original sketch below is what my Stop Motion Music Video is from.

[Derek Yeeter @xtremelywoke]

Melania after Barack’s speech:

[David | Filled With Money @FilledWithMoney]

Savings accounts are paying 5.25%.

If you simply put $2,000,000 in one, you can literally make $250k/yr to live on.

Why aren’t more people doing this?

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it… GIFs Only…. Go

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Compaq Portable, 1983
CPU : 18088-4.77MHz,
RAM 640KB, HDD 21MB
Floppy drives 2x5.25" 360KB,
Graphics CGA
Game: Boulder Dash

[📹 vitaskhr]
https://t.co/arfNHEjz7y

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Meet the new iPad Pro: the thinnest product we’ve ever created, the most advanced display we’ve ever produced, with the incredible power of the M4 chip. Just imagine all the things it’ll be used to create.

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

This page has real “our wigs aren’t made from hair off dead bodies” vibes… #ohdevereux

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

💅💅💅

[Cyris @sudo_overflow]

Who's your humblebrag follower?

Mine is probably @WilliamOsman. I've one had @rickygervais follow me, but I deleted my old account so I lost that

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

@The_MSchanzy @ITYSL_memes 🙏

[Dan Flashes® ⚡️ @DanFlashes]

@youshouldaffirm