Daniel Kanter

Serial house-renovator, driven by delusion and fueled by coffee. I have a blog for this stuff, don't worry.

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

I have composed my first ever thread in honor of Liz Warren’s general good taste and beautiful old house. it is my finest twitter work.

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

Liz should be president but also i hope she holds onto her beautiful old house i’m constantly distracted by in her pictures. also i think we have the same doorbell except i bet hers works 💁🏻‍♀️

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

ok but Ultra not in the way you think

[ABC @ABCNetwork]

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[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

BLOGGED: Juliet and I made a whole damn TV show, and the first episode is live now!! Go check it out! https://t.co/lLs3X9BEKe

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

BLOGGED (i know right?!): We're getting a tour of one of my favorite houses in Kingston, owned by one of my favorite people in Kingston! Go read all about it!! We made a whole damn documentary! https://t.co/XGRSG4GfV5

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@paperhaus well gosh, thank you! ☺️

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@doorsixteen oh that reminds me

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

BLOGGED: So this one time, I designed and built a whole modern house in the woods and then kinda never talked about it again. I finally got it together to write a blog post with allllll the reveal photos, soooooo...here ya go! https://t.co/7IkPTWqWDf

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@doorsixteen oh ok it’s not a garment, i see. thank u Bing

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@doorsixteen sorry did u say sex packets

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Have you heard that one about coming together and political unity after an insurrection?

A thread:

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@Dragonphly i’m ok! thanks for checking 🙂

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

I feel like we are downplaying the “a couple of bombs found” part of the day idk

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

so we’re a week into 2021 and the capitol was attacked by a white supremacist cult led by the President of the United States and fucking @Facebook has taken more swift and immediate action to protect the nation than Congress. roaring 20s indeed!!!

[Kate Nocera @KateNocera]

i cant really wrap my head around the fact people who violently breached the building, and trashed it were allowed to just...leave the capitol.

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

This government is not designed to help people but to serve as an organ to redistribute the people's wealth from the bottom up.

Any gesture otherwise is only intended to keep people from understanding this and realizing how angry they should be.

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@doorsixteen hahahahahaha so famous 😂😘😘

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@PatDEvans @doorsixteen 😂😂😂

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

not to get too political but can we just accept that christmas is not a good enough excuse to burden our friends and loved ones with vacuuming glitter for months because you liked that sparkly card

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

@doorsixteen time to cut some ties

[Daniel Kanter @DanielKanter]

when someone asks me what my retirement plan is