Daz

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[eliz @eliza___v]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Charlie Watts @char1iewatts]

Would 100% be a Wetherspoons if it was the UK

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Well done @LushLtd!

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Trying to search for an email from a month ago on Outlook

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Oliver Twist after stealing a gua sha

[alexis @miss_flawIess]

Quarter quell she’s gonna execute them

[doxie @doxie_gay]

me at the gym after buying keratin instead of creatine

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

Good morning to Melania Trump’s homeland of Slovenia and to this amazing magazine cover showing her husband with Hitler moustache made of crude oil. 🇸🇮🇪🇺

Slovenes cooked severely here.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Had the heating on blast 2 days in a row as it’s bastard freezing

[♱ @bIoodfangs]

It’s so cold and I’m so sick . I understand why Victorian ppl used to just die

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science!

[Slimmer✰ @wydslimmer]

turkey got on a moncler

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

They literally go around saying “gobble gobble”

[figures ⚕ @figxres]

i want the world to go back to normal.

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

I aint had cheese on toast in so long wtf am I doing

[Brandon Streussnig @BrndnStrssng]

How do you know he’s not doing this out of hate and spite? You don’t.