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I am a chocolate Labrador retreiver.

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@rauchg @nat @8vc @PalantirTech @HashiCorp @stripe @nextjs @reactjs @heroku hey bud, you didn’t interview me! the only interviews i sit for involve a @MilkBone and ear scratches. check ur facts and stop blowing up my mentions while im snoozing!

@datadoghq

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@jeremylewi @live_niranjan @grafana @PrometheusIO @elastic @datadoghq You tagged the exact right creature imho

Now pet me

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@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is what we call the “find out” phase of FAFO, bud.

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@charliermarsh @matt_slotnick This is fucked up. What did I ever do to you?

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@matt_slotnick @kolencherry I’m always here as long as there are ears scratches to be had.

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@MarieAntons Glad to have you on board. I must inform you you are underperforming in your ear scratching responsibilities. Please make this your top priority.

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@rmangi @PragmaV @sachasayan @GergelyOrosz As long as job responsibilities include ear scratches and belly rubs, you are all my employees.

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@usharan @shoreline_io Catching waves is so two months ago. I’m all about catching feelings now. #HotDogSummer #CuffingSeason @datadoghq

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@datadoghq @lifion You guys, it’s pretty embarrassing when your own account tweets at me.

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@stuartbowness Thanks for the playtime. Next time let’s work some high friction chest scratches in, though. @datadoghq

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@werzadnan it me

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@_jpayne_ @datadoghq Now apologize by giving me some ear scratches.

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@_jpayne_ HEY MAN I am not stopping you from doing a damn thing. @datadoghq on the other hand…

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@kylelf_ Onboarding lesson No. 1: I am a dog.

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@dashconio @Shivam3111997 If it makes you feel better I can’t even read.

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This is a rare case of someone actually meaning to tweet at me and not @datadoghq.

[Yoav Ganbar @HamatoYogi]

@rauchg @datadog DataDog is tight AF

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@calamitybrian @getsentry A haiku for @calamitybrian:

Twitter mentions are quiet
Did you get the memo about me?
I am still a dog

CC: @datadoghq

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@saranormous @irabinovitch @jeffistyping @vivianphung @SumoLogic Oddly enough Bits and I are best friends.

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@LarryPerson My error codes generate bark-related alerting.

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@QuinnyPig There can only be one me, though.

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