Dave Jorgenson

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[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s been fun, X 🫡

If you ever become Twitter again, I’ll be back.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s been fun, X 🫡

If you ever become Twitter again, I’ll be back.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I’m deleting this app on December 31st, 2024. I’ll leave my account up but I won’t be posting here anymore.

You can find me here!

Threads: https://t.co/fWI4aoS1B7
Bluesky: https://t.co/TtXCbYEYE2

And of course on YouTube and TikTok.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

still leaving this site in the new year but I am loving elon getting trolled by his own creation as a going away gift

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I guess I’ll never see Squid Game season 2 😔

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

i won't watch Squid Game 2 until i find out what Jimmy Carter thought of it

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Shit

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

good to see some of the old bangers on here

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Thinking of this guy today

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

So we’re gonna marry you in a beautiful venue and all if it will be free

……… but Karamo is going to wear a Dodgers hat for some reason and ruin every picture

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if the rumors are true that adrian dittman is elon musk’s side account, then this man is having a midlife crisis exponentially worse than even i previously thought

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

maybe tomorrow

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

generous use of “we”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever.

He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

streaming shows and podcasts are slowly morphing into the same thing

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix execs tell screenwriters to have characters “announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along”

They also have thousands of micro-genres including “casual viewing” which is used for movies/TV that go down best when you’re not paying attention.

(Source: https://t.co/KIZ2gKloK4)

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Santa ran out of vacation days.

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in my first 100 days as Santa, I’d fire Judy - that hot chocolate recipe should’ve been cracked in one week

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

you’re telling me it took her 1200 years to figure out hot chocolate shouldn’t be too hot and should have extra chocolate

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

I want to do a post-halftime show where I go full Steve Kornacki and count how many times a commentator said “capitalize”

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Clarence: “I am here to help you”

George: “look at this dope, this absolute buffoon. This weirdo in old clothes.”

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

*the opening scene of It’s A Wonderful Life*

🌌: “Who will save George Bailey”

🎇: “Well I know this absolute dumb dumb second class angel named Clarence. He’s a real idiot though.”

🌌: “That will do fine”

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

And when they had come into the house, they saw the young Child with Mary His mother, and fell down and worshiped Him. And when they had opened their treasures, they presented gifts to Him: gold, frankincense, and a winning mega million ticket.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Merry Christmas to everyone but especially Mr Hyunh