Dave and Ethan

@DaveAhdoot + @EthanFixell: Girl tested. Grandmother approved.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

Announcing @iHeartMedia's new Custom Podcast for @TrojanCondoms: "The Pleasure Is Ours," in which host @CodyKo and guests pick apart the dumbest pieces of advice you've heard your whole life!

Please listen / rate / review / subscribe:
https://t.co/Ou1IOhtVZ4

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

There's always that one asshole on the Zoom call.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

The choice is pretty clear: these slightly inconvenient cloth garments have GOT to go.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

We’ve chosen to potty train my daughter today, this Christmas Eve, a holiday which will hereby be referred to in my household as The Day The Carpet Died.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

After I cooked dinner, and she put our toddler to bed, my pregnant wife and I were too exhausted to find the TV remote, so we ate in silence while staring at a blank screen. Best episode of Two Defeated Parents ever.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

There are some boner problems even Viagra can't fix. #RIPHef https://t.co/5c8CR7BLGv

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

A like is a head nod; a RT is an open-mouthed tongue kiss.

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

This V-Day, enjoy a romantic ski trip...with another couple! How to plan the ideal 4-some getaway via @FoodRepublic: https://t.co/1SVTCEwFmd

[Dave and Ethan @DaveAndEthan]

@ginalove3232 We do... in AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE.

[RIC Programming @RICProgramming]

can you believe it's been almost a year since @DaveAndEthan came to RIC? #TBT #SwipeRight

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

Subscribers to my boozy email list report euphoria, heart throbbing, and liver dysfunction. Please join and share! https://t.co/oWVsC1Nu3p

[Dave and Ethan @DaveAndEthan]

@SamanthaEngler @SeesoTV thanks for watching!!! ❤️❤️❤️💋💋💋

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

Today at work, a man grabbed my junk with a robot arm. How was your day? #Seeso

[Ethan Fixell @EthanFixell]

Attend my aged rum class at NYC's @AstorCenter, where I'm teaching in the nude!* https://t.co/8vMHts4CK6 *wardrobe subject to change.

[Dave and Ethan @DaveAndEthan]

Our apologies to @JonahRay for standing by idly as he was tortured for this @SeesoTV promo series for @VoxDotCom: https://t.co/kpPSc526Ut

[Dave and Ethan @DaveAndEthan]

There are a #Bajillion reasons you should watch @SeesoTV, but here are three really good ones.

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At a @SeesoTV promo shoot, @EugeneMishin1 taught us to flex. We taught him how to create a six pack with fat rolls.

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Treat your one night stands as if they're the first scene right after a romantic comedy ends.

[Meredith Leigh Wathne @MeredithWathne]

If you like sadness & hate laughing, don't watch @DaveAndEthan: Lovemakers 💘

[Dave and Ethan @DaveAndEthan]

We're CRAZY for @SeesoTV! (But seriously...will someone help us? They're holding us hostage at this promo shoot.)