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Stream my latest special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END at

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NYC-area friends: It's time to put together more material for my next tour. So please join me for the latest round of Shootin' The Shit, Seein' What Sticks at @UnionHallNY, and rediscover the joy of winter nights in a dank Brooklyn basement.

Tickets at https://t.co/KQJ81viid2

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My thoughts on the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

https://t.co/yRSj3GjwDt

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What the...?! Check out this very cool new item that the good folks @Aggronautix put together. I'm honored. Literally.

https://t.co/BK7mtu0e47

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Go see one of my favorite up and coming comedians @karlimarulli! Seriously. Go see her. https://t.co/GYdmO5iyCN

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I’m going to be sending out regular updates about stuff going on. And all of the sudden there is a LOT of stuff going on. So if you have any interest, please sign up here https://t.co/NppsixFno5. If you don’t have interest then I'll see you in hell.

Love, david

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Multi Talented Bon Vivant Paul Effin Tomkins (@PFTompkins) drops by @swopod to discuss sort-of-silent movies

https://t.co/rwCPnzUw6n

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The brilliant @sammorril drops by @swopod to tell us all about...well, you'll see me I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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What would the founding fathers say today exactly?

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The totally swole @ChrisGethard drops by @swopod to let us in on his secret to getting so ripped!

Also don't forget to check my website for latest tour news!

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Pulitzer and Tony Award winning genius Michael R Jackson (the "R' is important) stops by @swopod to confess to brutal crimes!

https://t.co/RnvoGHB1Ma

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Annaleigh Ashford refuses to drink her own breast milk! Crazy right?

https://t.co/V2HrC0HjJV

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"Raging alcoholic" @nickthune drops by @swopod to tell us about being a raging alcoholic and where raging alcoholics like to pee!

https://t.co/PZwmtLMIMC

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@JoeMande by @swopod and tells us all the latest hot Hollywood goss!

https://t.co/khXU7fLatD

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I'll be in Jersey City at White Eagle Hall on July 11. Don't miss it!

https://t.co/x5MxskHoLW

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Is he big-boned or just fat? @IanKarmel drops by @swopod to teach us all a little sumpin, sumpin

https://t.co/zsF43VWJIb

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The End of The Beginning of the End is… never ending??

Tickets on sale NOW for Red Bank, Jersey City, Beaver Creak, Fayetteville, Hampton Bays, and Woodstock at https://t.co/lWUSvclr6m

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Comedian/Actor/ AND Storyteller (WTF?!) @GianmarcoSoresi drops by @swopod to explain why that's not good.

https://t.co/qo2QkVueGC

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Summer tour dates just added by popular demand! Tickets on-sale Friday at https://t.co/lWUSvclr6m

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What kind of liquor do you give an infant pre flight? Join @findingnimesh and I on @swopod to find out!

https://t.co/QcZlWL1gp8

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The effervescent Kristen Schaal pops into @swopod to misremember her not award-winning film career 

https://t.co/z4bWOWAulr