DavidKau

Comedian | Filmmaker |Entrepreneur |

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Cape Town… we’re about to do something BIG 🎤🔥

5,000 people. One night.
The best comedians in the country on one stage.

Laughter Is Culture is here.

📍 Grand Arena, GrandWest
📅 18 April 2026

🎟️ Tickets @webticketsSA are LIVE: https://t.co/oHB9j04iD5

Don’t hear about it after.

Brought to you by @SportArtsCultur

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tannie @nubian6]

These kids will kill us. Re phela se Game of Thrones 😂😂😂😂😂

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

He banna!

[Times LIVE @TimesLIVE]

Bosa kicked its sole representative in the Gauteng legislature, Ayanda Allie, out of its ranks this week because she refused to hand over the 10% slice of her MPL’s pay, as required by the party.

https://t.co/7vpM7iixdb

[Juez Central @Juezcentral]

Nico Williams es campeón del mundo. Y tras la premiación, va directo a la tribuna a entregarle la medalla a su madre. Ella, que en 1994 salió de Ghana y cruzó parte del Sahara para poder llegar a España en busca de nuevas oportunidades.

Una campeona más.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

THE ARSENAL. ❤️‍🔥🇪🇸

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Spain 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[England @England]

Just the fourth #ThreeLions player to score a @FIFAWorldCup hat-trick 💪

@BukayoSaka87 👏

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Chosen by the fans: Bukayo Saka, your @MichelobUltra Superior Player of the Match. 👑

#FIFAWorldCup #SuperiorPOTM

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Bukayo Saka. Our hat-trick hero.

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

What a game 😂😂😂 England 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

World Cup Hatrick for @BukayoSaka87 🎉🥳🔥🔥🔥🔥

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Arsenal 4 - 0 France #FifaWorldCup 😀😀

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Ao Bathong - England 🤨

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Goal England 👏🏾 #fifaworldcup

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Yoh Yoh Yoh #FifaWorldCup #FRAESP

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

@FabrizioRomano @pmcafrica I didn’t see this coming. He should have stayed at Arsenal another year atleast.

[Bafana Bafana @BafanaBafana]

Today, South African football mourn the loss of a talented player whose passion, dedication, and love for the beautiful game inspired many. Our heartfelt condolences go out to his family, loved ones, teammates, and everyone affected by this devastating loss.

May his soul rest in eternal peace. You will never be forgotten, Jayden. 🕊️💛💚🇿🇦

#RIPJaydenAdams

[Premier League @premierleague]

Mikel Merino’s 88th-minute winner sends Spain through to the World Cup Semi-final 🇪🇸

The @Arsenal midfielder also scored a stoppage time winner in their Round of 16 victory against Portugal 👏

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Mikel Merino 🔥 #fifaworldcup

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[DavidKau @davidkau1]

Fuck