David Tai Bornoff

I spend a lot of time thinking about how to get rational people to do irrational things

[David Tai Bornoff @davidtaibornoff]

“Why not eat out tonight?” 

She asked

“Why not lick a dog’s asshole?”

I answered

[David Tai Bornoff @davidtaibornoff]

Tomorrow I will bake an apple pie,

Throw it on the floor,

Scream, “Freedom. Freedom.”

I hope mother never sees me this way.