dave

jimmy buffett didn’t die for you to be sober on a friday night

[Stephen Kent @StephenKentX]

As everyone debates Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey and Elon Musk's offer to pay Mel Gibson $100M to do his own adaptation, I notice no one has the courage to do Homer's poem the way WISHBONE did on PBS. We used to be a country.

[dave @david_schimpf]

@skanks17 need to bring back trolleys

[dave @david_schimpf]

first date idea we get matching tattoos

[dave @david_schimpf]

@Coffeefiend97 honestly this looks perfectly cooked

[dave @david_schimpf]

@ParmaJawnCheese i would try it, that’s all i’m saying

[Madeleine @madeleinedupre]

Never a dull moment on the red line

[john playful @johnplayful]

Was texted by an unknown number. Thank you to the group chat for the reply ideas

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

‘Agamemnon’s armour is completely historically innacurate, they would NEVER talk like that in ancient Greece, Helen of Troy is NOT supposed to look like tha-’

[dave @david_schimpf]

@vant2bstripp3r click your profile in the top left, then go to the history tab. so dumb.

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

just heard a youth say “on claude” instead of “on god”

[dave @david_schimpf]

same

[Ian @ianfromphilly]

if any of my friends are in a pinch, I can be at PHL within 15 minutes. call me any time day or night and i'll be right there

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Just watched Troy.

Apparently THIS is what Hollywood thinks a Greek warrior looks like. Brad Pitt isn’t even Greek!

Not to mention the entire movie was in English when it should have been in GREEK!

So tired of woke Hollywood. Smh.

[solar power @ELLAYELICHSTAN]

This is a profoundly beautiful description

[Case @Cactuscali1991]

Right wingers when they see a minority in a movie:

[Wiffleball @CorkballOne]

River Thrice (you’re welcome)

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Every single person involved must spend the rest of their lives in the Hague

[gnarly xcx @gnarlybaejepsen]

She doesn’t even break stride what an icon.