Thiago Alves

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http://t.co/3GMBUaRTct Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[Thiago Alves @decanto]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/nAS4oUgUe9

[Thiago Alves @decanto]

http://t.co/NEhoIoxD I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about.

[Thiago Alves @decanto]

People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is. http://t.co/aIc0tvln