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Loud Neighbor member....#GreenRibbonLP Freee!

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Thomas Edison invented electricity because he was looking for an outlet

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@JetBlue Terrible never again

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Another flight another lost checked bag on @JetBlue - how does one make it and one not ?

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@JetBlue We paid extra to have to checked - will we be reimbursed ?

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@DraftKings Matt cassel

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Why are trash barrels so expensive? Makes me feel like I’m throwing money away.

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When is judge Judy going to be looked at for a Supreme Court seat

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I put more ice than I need to in my wife’s Stanley so it fills quicker

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Today I went to an event that required a ticket- they didn’t check for tickets. I feel mad, should I?

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@SomaKazima @APlusRepairs you need this

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It saddens me that I’ll never be able to give my son the joy of collecting Disney burger kings cups

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Imagine working at a paper towel factory knowing 100% of your work will be thrown out, demoralizing

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@scoutdnfl @bigpete73 🍆

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I can’t believe uno went from a card game to a restaurant and no1 talks about it

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@historyinmemes @bigpete73

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New invention: silent can opener.

Use case: open a beer on the couch without anyone knowing.

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What? How are you gonna tell me to use LESS toilet paper?

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@timecaptales @historyinmemes @theryandoughy

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@betcheswildin @bigpete73

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Adding he could also be named after in season mvp trophy

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If lebron wins the in season tournament they will name the trophy after him once he retires