funeral deej

funeral director - got the morbs (she/her)

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

I went on a date with a guy who worked for American Youth Soccer. He said basically American men's has never won a world cup because we don't have kids playing soccer in the street and Brazilian soccer is so influenced by kids playing in tight streets.

Mamdani has a 30 year plan

[Callum Asplen @callumasplen]

the way oh mary is like jury duty for gay icons

[tex @texmeplease]

i’m vaping for two now 🤰

[Irene @utacult]

Mel was funny as fuck for this

[aurora 🫒 @mustardbagel]

Let’s all gain twenty pounds

[Andrew Hart @AndrewHart]

me: can I save this as a PDF?
mac: no
me: no?
mac: no. but I can... print 😉. would you like me to print 😉?
me: ok 😉
mac: ok heres your pdf 😉

[blizz (professional hater) @blizzb3ar]

I’m working on my wedding website :)

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[mango @slut4eggs]

At girl sleepovers we go to the mall and do second base stuff with each other at boy sleepovers they do military style torture bondage with each other

[funeral deej @Delaneyshaee]

Good Luck Have Fun Don’t Die made me feel like I was going crazy in the best way wow wow wow 100/10

[al @fxingalx]

“Only eat food with ingredients you can pronounce!” Ok well what if I’m really good at pronouncing words? What if I’m just a better reader than you? Is it healthier for me?

[Austin MacNamara @gremloe]

When JD's head rolls off the guillotine platform do you think it'll bounce and make a cartoony "boink" sound?

[D. Scot Miller @Dscot510]

Did the rounds yesterday morning and these are plastered all over Oakland.

[Water The Planet @VoLinxx]

Keith Porter Jr., a father of two, a son, and a brother, had his life taken by off-duty ICE agent Brian Palacios. His grieving family came together to demand the truth. We will continue to support Keith Porter Jr.’s family until they receive justice, transparency, and answers.

[ayes // stream retrograde @ayeayeayes]

hayden pike: hey who's lily haha

the hallucination of ilya rozanov that shane keeps around at all times: "lie."

[🪞 @allldiamonds]

men get their hands on AI and all they wanna be is bad bitches

[funeral deej @Delaneyshaee]

new baby Millie

[𓆩☆𓆪 @ronancebot]

will's heightened connection to the upside down made it so that demogorgons can't attack gay people anymore https://t.co/m1f2cLGl9c