✨The Delightful Children✨

❝𝘕𝘰𝘸, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳...❞

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*"𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘧𝘶𝘭!"*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

✨Indie rp blog for the Delightful Children From Down the Lane from C:KND
✨Fairly headcanon based
✨Mun is 18+ but blog is ALWAYS sfw
✨Warning for potential themes of ab/se

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

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I keep accidentally hitting comment instead of quote retweet 😭 I swear I'll get used to quote retweeting on here eventually
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[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

[They all scowl ever-so-slightly at the backhanded comment about guests being forced to attend.]

❝Maybe we'd share with children that actually deserve it. You know, perhaps if you weren't affiliated with the KND, we'd even consider giving you a taste of our yummylicious cake!❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝Hm . . . well, as nice as it is to hear about how much you enjoy sharing with each other, I still think the kids who celebrate your birthday with you deserves some cake, too~! Especially if they’re, y’know, forced to attend.❞

[Numbuh 3 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 wants that cake.]

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

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As a side note, if you'd like to rp with me, it's best to contact me directly (@ ing me or DMing me)! I'm VERY new to rping on Twitter so I'm a little shy and nervous to start my own threads!!!!!
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[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

❝Oh, we share, of course - we share with one another, and that's enough. Besides, we have 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 of fun without sharing our cake with every br-❞

[They stop themselves from calling all kids "bratty," so they can still look sympathetic.]

❝Um, with the other children.❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝Of course, sillies~! . . But still, birthdays are a lot more fun when you shaaaaare the cake with everyone! Don’t you listen to the Rainbow Monkeys?❞

[Cranium crooked to the side, sleeves fidget with one-another as she begins to feel saddened for her enemies.]

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

[They shrug, putting on a false forlorn expression - only trying to manipulate her further.]

❝It's our special day, shouldn't we be allowed to have a nice cake amongst ourselves? It's a part of our penta-yearly birthday wishes... We can't help but to be proud of it.❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝Well . . uhm─ because! Numbuh One says your cake is the best one ever made, a-and that it’s not fair you don’t share it with everyone else! You guys sure 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙜 a lot, too.❞

[Wearing a small pout, Kuki crosses her sleeved arms over her chest, shoulders slouched.]

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

[The hivemind exchanges mischievous looks with one another, noticing that they're getting to her.]

❝Do 𝘺𝘰𝘶 share 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 birthday cake with all of the children across the world on 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 birthday? We doubt it. So why should we be forced to?❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝But─ . . but we wanted to rescue the cake and share it with all the hungry kids of the world!❞

[Numbuh 3 blinks, sleeve moving upward to gently scratch her crown in confusion. She’s a naive empathic, especially when it comes to emotion.]

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

[They all grimace, reminded of all of their failed birthdays and ruined cakes.]

❝Of course, but have you considered just how 𝘳𝘶𝘥𝘦 it is for you and your little friends to intrude on our birthdays and ruin our special day? Who, dearest Kuki, is the real villain here?❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝But you 𝙖𝙧𝙚 the bad guys! Y’unno, because we battle you every year for your birthday cake that you don’t shaaaaare! Numbuh One hates you guys and he says we have to hate you, too~!❞

[That happy giggle from the KND operative says otherwise.]

[✨The Delightful Children✨ @delightfulized]

❝That is certainly a rather 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 thing to be called...

Regardless. Greetings, Kuki.❞

[❛ ── 𝓚𝐮𝐤𝐢. ೄ @rxinbowmxnkeys]

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❝𝒀𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝒀!
Hiiiiii, bad guys~!!❞