Dell Conagher

I solve practical problems. | tf2 parody/rp | pfp by @edkiy_yaytsepot

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

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" Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. "

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Team: RED

Name: Dell Conagher
" ( Though, you can call me "Engie", if that makes you feel better ) "

Age: 52

Height: 5'7

My pronouns: He/Him

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[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Mutanttumors Howdy

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

Pardner

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Ruble87854898 "Hey pardner!"

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

"Wheew. I oughta take a swim more often."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@soldierteufort "Ya worry too much, pardner..."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

-- i haven't posted in a WHILE im going to post later today

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if i blocked someone and they reposted my art and it got 19K likes with a caption that said “they blocked me so i just screenshotted it to repost cause I liked the art ” I would never post on here again

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Miauta_Mi Yeah id do that

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Macincheez3 𝐷𝑟𝑎𝑤 𝑚𝑒

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

-- I'm so sorry i haven't been posting a lot there's been some personal stuff happening to me. But I will go back to posting normally soon I promise

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

"Howdy, pardner! "

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@BuenoCowboy "Thanks for the compliment, pardner. But all these folk calling me small it's driving me up the wall! I'm not that small! "

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

"I found a sandwich in a fridge and jus' helped me self. Nope, I don't know if it was anyone's. "

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@kaithefirst0127 "I ain't that small! Hmph."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@R3DNIGHTINGALE "Yeah. Benefit of having a fatso on your team is that there's always food around."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Mutanttumors "Yeah sure. Ya can have some"

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@MartaREDTeam "Ehh, I don't think porkchops will see me."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@soldierteufort "Darn it, well i already ate it."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@Mutanttumors "Yeah. I think so."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

"Yeeehaw! I've got my joints greased up like a young'un! Watch me do a handstand."

[Dell Conagher @dellconagher__]

@BLUHeadshot "I'd love to watch that happen. Ya think our soldiers would react the same way?"