Denise Albright

She.E.O., Creator of the Reminder Binder® Planning Collection, Budget Binder®, Dad Pad®, Class Keeper®School Memory Binder & Gratitude Finder®, #boymom

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entreprenuer [noun]
/en·​tre·​pre·​neur/
A person who thinks 187 absolutely brilliant ideas daily.
Also who gets absolutely 0 things done because she starts every one of them.

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Not every good value is based sheerly on price. Choosing to support local is more impactful than ever. I'm shocked by how many businesses are folding in their tents.
Please consider spending your hard-earned money w/ those working hard to the keep the American dream alive.

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Just when I thought I'm crushing the holidays🦃🎄, I found the milk in the pantry.

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🏆This guy! I'm quickly becoming @ezrafirestone 's biggest fan!

I encourage all my fellow business owners to follow him & learn along with me. So much gold! BFCM is just around the corner (or so it seems) so now is the perfect to tap into his brillance w/ strategies that work!

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Deadline to enter is 10.16.23 at 11:59PM PST. #Giveaway

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Sorry I’m so late, I was closing my browser tabs. 🫠

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Dear School,
Sending siblings to their own,
separate classrooms,
all day, every day,
away from each other,
often yards apart,
will walls between them,
is sheer genius.
- Every Parent After Summer Break

#BackToSchool #MomJokes

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Summer break is the time it takes to finally get your kids to sleep in before having to drag them out of bed to catch the bus. 💤 🚌

#MomJokes #BackToSchool

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The school day is juuuust long enough to get logged into all the parent portals & apps before they get of the bus🤣

#MomJokes #MomHumor #BackToSchool

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Which of your kids is the most eager to star in your video shorts & reels and why is it your 2nd born?🤔

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If you want adults to like you, do what you say you’re going to do.
If you want a 6yo to like you, do it within 8 secs or less. 🏃‍♀️

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Why the 15min-just-need-toner-Target-run costs you $113.
#BarbieMovie

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Me on my way to Target 🎯 and Trader Joe’s…solo.
#BarbieMovie

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POV: You're about to go to Target with your 3-year-old who dressed themself. #BarbieMovie

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My kid asking me his 287 question of the day while I'm trying to finish the email I started 2 hours prior🤦‍♀️ #BarbieMovie

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#BarbieMovie

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Dear family,

If you shove things wherever it fits, I will throw one. 😇

Love, Mom

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Why is a teen able to carry 2 full trays heaping with In & Out burgers & fries, yet unable to carry anything while going upstairs?🤦‍♀️

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First Day of School Countdown (Mom’s Version):

#SpeakNowTaylorsVersion #MomJokes