derek

post the post for royal mail. cheers

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@WayneBa53603208 no. only weapan i need are me FISTS. cheers

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

just back from holiday. in asda gettin me shoppin. guy walks past me an calls me a fat bastard. said to him wat the fuck did you just call me. he said he had turrets. said dont care what weapons you have i’ll knock you out right now. prick. cheers

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@DavieMoore1712 cheers

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@DavieMoore1712 took turns

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@BenDexter7 serve stretch in hmp leeds pal

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@TMUFC_ cheers for tellin is the time mr wolf. piss of

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

in pub toilet. line laid out on phone. boof. emergency alert. to fuckin rite snow storm in comin followed by albanian flu. cheers all

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@iamtomskinner hi mate. are mattrest durible? got new missus who want plowed. need good support. cheers. bash

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@footballtweet dont care about point less woman footy tweet.

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@elonmusk no it not. erth flat

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@elonmusk no it not. erth flat

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@BohemianAtmosp1 prick on lefft can smell a sunday roast on a wednesday

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

work nite out stats

pints sunk: 23
vodker coke sunk: 6
sawsidge roll eaten: 7
grams on tic from albanians: 6
tic will bee payin back: 0
wat will albanians do: fuck all
complaints to hr: 9
nites in leeds custody: 1

cheers all @RoyalMail for good nite out. cheers

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@BBCNews never herd of periods must be lower leegue team but brest are good french team

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@Miya0oo @SkyNews piss of

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@erling you look like brock lesnar daughter

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@randymousecock @BBCNews 8 pint make gemmer collin loook like mango robbie pal

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

@BarryEngli11950 hop be release in afternoon pal. cant mis carayokay down boozer tonite