Derian

♉, X'O, Wired Meow Wolf Denver 🐺
*antisocial extrovert*

[Derian @Derianomo]

Feeling like Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz in this hotel room lmaooooo

[Derian @Derianomo]

You can now see who retweeted things again 😵‍💫

[𝓑𝓪𝓲𝓵𝓼 @baillie_jane]

Life is weird when you start realizing so many people are together but not in love while others are in love but not together

[👑🗽 @_sosoqueens]

Seems like butt the only safe thing to eat now

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Once you pass 26 without a serious partner, it’s basically game over.

[Cats with aura @Catsworldtweet]

Dog is traumatized by the cat's past behavior so he can't believe he's getting cat's love

[🔞kitty titties🔞 @DumbgayCat12]

how do you say "please sit on my face and make fun of me" to someone without sounding like a weird pervert

[e taylor @erinisaway]

the kind of horny that can only be solved by going to nyc

[uu @um33m3]

if i say “i love you” and you respond with “love you too” you’re worse than satan

[miia @miiagarro]

having pets is so cool bc they watch u crash out and are super chill about it

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

i'm addicted to you but like it's chill

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

you have such a biteable body

[ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ @point2five]

nudes are art so you ain’t a hoe, you a vincent van ghoe

[🔱B R I T T A N Y🔱 @TheeStonedBaker]

My problem is I wanna kiss like this on the first link if the vibes right 😣

[MMA Babes @MMABabes]

Mackenzie Dern returns

[narita flowy @narflowy]

FYI....YIKES! Her page covers A LOT of foods

[Derian @Derianomo]

Banger https://t.co/zsw7GEDI5B

[Derian @Derianomo]

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[bebe boy @CalabasasSergio]

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[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

🚨🗣️David Beckham on England’s 2:1 defeat to Argentina, says Messi is the GREATEST Player of all time:

“Football has a poetic way of completing its own stories. England once saw the Hand of God… tonight, they witnessed the Left Foot of God. Messi didn’t just play the game, he conducted it like a maestro leading an orchestra. Every touch was a sentence, every pass was a masterpiece, and those two assists were brushstrokes on football’s greatest canvas.

People spend their careers chasing greatness. Messi has spent his career redefining it. When the pressure reaches its highest peak, he becomes the calmest man in the stadium. That’s a gift you can’t coach, you can’t buy, and you certainly can’t defend against.

I’ve played with and against some of the greatest players this sport has ever seen, but what Lionel Messi continues to do on the biggest stage is beyond statistics, it’s legacy written in real time. Nights like this aren’t just victories; they’re chapters in football history.

For me, the debate is over. Lionel Messi isn’t just one of the greatest players of all time… he is the greatest player of all time.”

—🎙️Mixed Zone