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new episodes every Tuesday & Friday on YouTube!

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What is DESUS PIECES???

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rich porter’s uncle “Apple” kidnapped his little brother and dumped his body here when the ransom wasn’t paid

[brendan 🍉 @lakeshoredr1ve]

can new yorkers tell me what goes on here

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Forget what’s happening at MSG. Jussie Smollett and Karamo: new it couple??? ⁠

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interrupting Taylor’s wedding by dancing to “strike it up” by black box in section 223 until a nypd sniper smooth blows my shit off

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the colloquial term for the rush of hot air that enters a subway station before a train is “the devil’s queef”

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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved

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Aaron Boone says literally anything

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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved

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#NYKnicks trash can thief FIRED from job

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We’ll miss you in Elmhurst, @WhiteCastle

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@SJP is a @desusnice fan!!!

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It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved

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after a lengthy discussion with fellow New Yorkers on the subway we’ve decided “Knicks in 5” is basically a “roll tide” style of greeting

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pepperidge farm remembers

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Elmo just wants to set the record straight... ❤️❤️ GO TEAM USA! ⚽

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Most of nypd is under 5 feet 6 inches and we need to discuss this

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breakfast of champions

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eric adams would’ve ran a smoother parade and been shirtless on a float two-fisting nutcrackers

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if you’re not here already, please wait for next years Knicks parade

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It begins

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a single tear runs down my face onto my new york or nowhere tee as the crowd starts a "fuck trae young" chant as alicia hits the chorus during "empire state of mind"

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the parade is going to be a lot of new yorkers saying "oh hell no" at some point