DevDads

DevDads is a community of Dads who work in tech, helping our children becoming tech creators and not just tech consumers.

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The learning experience should not always be focused on reading and learning by heart.
Make it fun, role-play with your kid, and see what happens when they’re placed in someone else’s shoes.

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Why do developer dads always fix the Wi-Fi? They know the importance of good connection.

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We often have the learning process backwards for our kids. We expect them to get it right the first time. But that’s not how things work in real life.

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Why do developer dads make the best teachers? Because they give the best framework for learning.

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Why do developer dads like dad jokes? They're the 'root' of all humor.

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Why was the computer cold?" "It left its Windows open all night! That's what happens when you forget to close your operating system.

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because they think it hides their dark circles.

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You ever notice how programmers always got coffee? I mean, if Java is keeping you running, you got a serious dependency problem!

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What's a programmer's idea of cleaning up? It ain't doing dishes, it's garbage collection!

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Programmers have a funny idea about dates. Ask them when's New Year, they'll say, 'Depends, are we zero-indexing?

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Programmers, man, they're always talking about Python. If I didn't know any better, I'd think they all work at a zoo!

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Developers say they're 'pushing code to the master'. The only thing I push is my luck when I hit snooze one more time in the morning!

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Why do programmers prefer iOS development? Cause dealing with just one type of Apple is easier than handling Windows!

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They say 'talk is cheap'. Try telling that to a programmer debugging voice recognition software!

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You know you're a programmer when your idea of a 'nightlife' is staying up late to catch a bug!

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Why don't programmers like nature?

Too many bugs.

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What's a programmer's favorite snack?

Cookies.

But don't let 'em fool ya, these ain't your grandma's cookies!

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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because they think it hides their dark circles.

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

He couldn't find a 'byte' to eat during lunch break! It was all just 'bits' and 'bytes' of disappointment.

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What's a developer's favorite song?

'Hello World' by Adele! It's the perfect melody to serenade their coding adventures.