Laura Burk

Fitness addict 🇨🇴

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Today is not September 2, it’s March 185th 🙄

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Them: I didn’t ask for the attitude.
Me: I know, it’s on the house. You’re welcome

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Don’t let your emotions play with your intelligence

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

I run entirely on caffeine and inappropriate thoughts

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Let’s normalize having healthy disagreements that don’t turn into arguments

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

NYC wants to disband the same people that ran IN to the buildings on 9/11. Let that one sink in.

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Ripping off your face mask when you get in the car is like the new throwing off your bra when you get home

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@deancain The comments are good in here. So many whining Karen’s in here. Keep doing you boo boo

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@WayneHutchiso13 @jordyyjorrr You don’t want to know 👀 Where people sell pictures of their no no giblets and body for money

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@imanmarie2000 @Atlanta_Police @CityofAtlanta Want better cops? How about doing the job yourself and putting your big girl pants on. Oh well! Atlanta is about to be a real life purge.

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@AllyWebb_ Ditto. I hurt

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@AllyWebb_ No, but it will clear you out 🤷‍♀️💩

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

I want my murder hornet stimulus check airdropped by UFO. Make it so....

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

This man is going places

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Florida deputies arrested a man who had been living out his quarantine on a shuttered Disney World island, telling authorities it felt like a “tropical paradise.” https://t.co/U9ZvVSR9tD

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

@AllyWebb_ Wtf?!

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@AOC You’re worse than the media. Making up random stories and ones like this. OMG THE CORONA VIRUS IS SO RACIST!!! Gtfo

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Some of y’all need to sanitize your attitude

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

Districts have now been released! What district are y’all in?

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@IngrahamAngle It’s a virus? How are they supposed to know for sure? Just ask for the manager Karen

[Laura Burk @Devil_unicorn]

When do we get assigned our hunger game districts?