The Devious Outlaw

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[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

Oh no. I can hear the posse coming.

It's gotta be the marshals. They're after my head. I gotta mosey on outta here so they don't find this cowpoke.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@TheFaithSheriff You are definitely not my snicker with how you dropped the hard R the first time.

Also, I noticed the fart fetish allegations are completely unaddressed.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

Oh. Oh no. @TheFaithSheriff wasn't in time to save any of them.

I can still hear the tiny screaming.

I'll definitely be hanged for this.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@thefarmersheep I reckon if it was a male, it would be a whole lotta bullsheep.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@TheFaithSheriff Snicka, please. You can't just drop the hard R like that.

You gotta know when to hold, when to fold, and when to keep cards closer to your chest, Sheriff. You're clearly too brittle for this.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

What will the other cattle rustlers pick?

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

Now I'd hate to railroad you into a moral dilemma, @TheFaithSheriff but I've tied @TheLoyalDeputy, @emiokok and some precious lil cowpokes on the tracks.

Now if you press the blue button, your deputy and the children become chunky butter.

And the red, then Emi will be crushed.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@TheFaithSheriff Thanks for the advice Sheriff.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@turbomander When the rustlin goes bad, and I gotta put down the steed instead, I just give em an apple covered in maple syrup before using my six shooter.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@howdthegiantsdo I reckon the team will be the pallbearers at your funeral, so they can let you down one last time.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@TheFaithfulMaga @HikariTaiyo_ch Preach, my snicka.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@DR_SLAMMER @HikariTaiyo_ch I've never known a scoundrel in a top hat and monocle who wasn't loaded. I heard rumors that he made a fortune selling his own kind. Maybe I should pay his abode a visit.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@RaidersDerude @HikariTaiyo_ch Who told you?

Looks like Imma gonna haveta round up and row up some snitches.

[The Devious Outlaw @DeviousOutlaw]

@TheLoyalDeputy @TheFaithSheriff Don't worry, Deputy. I'll make sure you're well taken care of.