A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."
The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off
You've got to know when to post'em
Know when to boast'em
Know when to roast away
And know when to ghost'em
You never count your likes
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for memein'
When hittin send's done
Look don't you see, Thing A, B, C
are just here to meme some fun so you need not run
So don't be filled with doom, this is just our version of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
For an old hand has returned to the street, announcing the return of Dnd Sesame Tweet
@AHeroOfHearts folks are going to keep suggesting it, because folks are tired of hearing the 50th complaint about wotc due to labor issues, screwing over customers, inferior content, and just lots of stuff.
Just play a different game already, if this was a video game you would have dropped it
Dear beloved,
This is your cute lovable furry monster. You would not believe what society has done that has wracked my heart with immeasurable grief.
It saddens me to proclaim to you they went and saw the monster at the end of the book.