Dnd Sesame Tweet

A TTRPG / DND themed Muppet / Sesame Street meme account.

Ran by Oregon as the other muppets needed their hands

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A Paladin takes his car to a mechanic. "Whenever I'm driving, I get these strange urges to run over pedestrians."

The mechanic has a look under the car. "Your alignment is off

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@Mr_too_soon @FadeAwayMedia slaps are real in pro wrestling lol , can't fake it sadly

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Both advised bald white guys from outer space

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So Mr Goldar, it says here you feel unappreciated?

Goldar: I defeated the Rangers twice, corrupted the red ranger, and still no payraise

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So Mr Goldar, it says here you feel unappreciated?

Goldar: I defeated the Rangers twice, corrupted the red ranger, and still no payraise

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Q: "she is also into archeology and recently single"

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Q: "she is also into archeology and recently single"

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Q: MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

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Q: MAKE MY MONSTER GROW

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You've got to know when to post'em
Know when to boast'em
Know when to roast away
And know when to ghost'em

You never count your likes
When you're sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for memein'
When hittin send's done

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Have you accepted therapy into your heart?

A medical professional went into debt to save you from your sins and repressed trauma.

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I solemnly, sincerely, and truly declare and affirm that I will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. So help me Gozer

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“Look dad it’s a bear!”

“No that’s a frog. Bears wear hats.”

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"and Vance still refuses to pay child support"

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the three personas of mick foley

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Gonzo: "when your car is on fire, drive it into a ditch so it stop drops and rolls."

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Look don't you see, Thing A, B, C

are just here to meme some fun so you need not run

So don't be filled with doom, this is just our version of Chicka Chicka Boom Boom

For an old hand has returned to the street, announcing the return of Dnd Sesame Tweet

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@AHeroOfHearts folks are going to keep suggesting it, because folks are tired of hearing the 50th complaint about wotc due to labor issues, screwing over customers, inferior content, and just lots of stuff.

Just play a different game already, if this was a video game you would have dropped it

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Dear beloved,

This is your cute lovable furry monster. You would not believe what society has done that has wracked my heart with immeasurable grief.

It saddens me to proclaim to you they went and saw the monster at the end of the book.

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@AP an affordable gym..that was...more expensive than planet fitness?

yeah ...that was not gonna work lol