Doctor Dingbat

Neighborhood Tenant Chicken, Mayor of All Thousand Islands.

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@alirichthem Trump fell asleep just like Santa Anna. History doesn’t repeat itself but it does rhyme

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@redditmavericks Pope Leo White Sox jersey

[r/Mavericks @redditmavericks]

Need this jersey

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@redditmavericks @doncicxnowitzki Yes but a *necessary* evil. Like hangovers. I punish the wicked!

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@redditmavericks @doncicxnowitzki See?!?

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Everyone’s favorite dingbat chipped his favorite water glass

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@redditmavericks Dr Jekyll (Reddit Mavericks) Mr Hyde (Doctor Dingbat) because nobody knows this is my personal account and this is me talking to myself

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My 2 82-0’s plus one “I’d really like to see that”

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@SnackPr0tein Now do it no wilt coward

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@gatosburritos @DrDrop I’m not doubting my friend’s judgement but you’re a beautiful Latina I don’t know. I’m legally required to respond “get thee away from me satan”

Have a nice day

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@DrDrop @gatosburritos Gimmie 3 hours to sulk and I’ll be ok

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@Yeeeerrrrobi Alternatively

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@Yeeeerrrrobi Wait

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@Yeeeerrrrobi

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At the grocery store and remembered the Celtics blew a 3-1 lead to a team that immediately got swept next round I know that lady was wondering what skirt steak did to make that guy so cheerful

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This is like getting a stomach virus on September the 11th and being like “worst 9/11 in history”

[Jose Monteleon @JMontelly]

Worst decision in franchise history

[getoffrobickerson @Yeeeerrrrobi]

IMFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

it's a poem about a thing that never happened, credited to an author who probably never existed, and helen is introduced within the mythology as the daughter of ZEUS, a figure literally nobody in this country even believes in, if you're emotionally invested in the historicity of her pigmentation you need a life and also medication, not necessarily in that order