@redditmavericks Dr Jekyll (Reddit Mavericks) Mr Hyde (Doctor Dingbat) because nobody knows this is my personal account and this is me talking to myself
@gatosburritos@DrDrop I’m not doubting my friend’s judgement but you’re a beautiful Latina I don’t know. I’m legally required to respond “get thee away from me satan”
Have a nice day
At the grocery store and remembered the Celtics blew a 3-1 lead to a team that immediately got swept next round I know that lady was wondering what skirt steak did to make that guy so cheerful
it's a poem about a thing that never happened, credited to an author who probably never existed, and helen is introduced within the mythology as the daughter of ZEUS, a figure literally nobody in this country even believes in, if you're emotionally invested in the historicity of her pigmentation you need a life and also medication, not necessarily in that order