Thoughts of Dog

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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

@metal_crab sorry about that! try now

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

If you haven't gotten our calendar for 2025 yet, I offer these sneak peeks as reasons to do so immediately

https://t.co/o1RdCqgBD8

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Since Doug's passing, I've been contemplating the best way to honor him specifically and purposefully. Adopting a senior dog was the most rewarding experience of my life, so I figured we could start there. For the month of February, @15outof10 is covering the adoption fees of all German Shepherds over 1 year old in Los Angeles County shelters, through a partnership with @LACoAnimalCare. Right now, that is 76 dogs, affectionately known as Doug's Buds. If you are in a position to responsibly adopt a dog, it would mean the world to me if you started your journey by considering them, the oldest and the wonkiest ❤️

For those of you nowhere near LA, you can search for a Doug's Bud in a shelter near you, and submit them for consideration through the link underneath this tweet. We will also cover their adoption fee and add them to our page of Doug's Buds. For now, this is limited to German Shepherds and German Shepherd mixes over the age of 5 (wonky ear is just a bonus, not a requirement).

Throughout the month, we will be featuring individual Doug's Buds as an extra push to help get them adopted. And *fingers crossed* sharing adoption photos of the Doug's Buds who find forever homes. Thank you so much for giving us a platform to do things like this. I miss my boy so much, and to help find his friends some loving homes would be very, very cool.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i heard there is a ball dropping later. does anybody have the details? i am interested in that

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2023

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are rumors. that someone came down the chimney last night. this is preposterous. i would have lost my mind

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

SOMEONE LEFT. A FULL PLATE OF COOKIES. AND A GLASS OF MILK. RIGHT BY THE FIREPLACE FOR ME. I AM NOT KIDDING. WHAT A NIGHT

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i made a bunch of holiday cards. for you to give to everyone you know. you can see the inside of them. through the link below ☃️

https://t.co/NnE0iD2to8

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

in case you forgot. i have a stuffed fren named sebastian. he is my other half. and the human and i spent a long time. figuring out how to clone him. so that other dogs may also enjoy his presence. he is available again now. for anyone who needs him ❤️

https://t.co/6UEgyvjUUf

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is spending the day. looking for “the best deals.” on their little computer. but i think i am offering. a pretty good deal myself. they feed me. and i will love them so much. forever

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human and i. are at a big party. with the whole family. and i was asked not to bring up. any controversial topics. such as:

• pills wrapped in cheese
• sticks in the household
• ears going inside out
• escalators
• whether i can get on that couch

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

@genbird8 @dog_rates @dogfather Sebastian is available through the Thoughts of Dog shop ☺️

https://t.co/N2qmwCNbmo

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We posted our very first dog rating 8 years ago today! Time flies when the dogs are so good. Thank you to anyone who has ever shared a post of ours. It is such a joy to be a part of such a loving community ❤️

I’m threading below my favorite posts from every year we’ve existed!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

what do i. want to be for halloween?

smooched. cuddled. and cherished

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

stealing a sock from the laundry: easy. childish. been done many times before

stealing a sock directly from the human’s foot: brave. daring. immediately in the history books

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

great. because of the beep. the human found the phone. i have been using to send these tweets

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

here is what. i plan to accomplish today:

2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
2. repeat