MPASD

Jika Twittermu bercahaya, tetap saja itu dunia maya, tidak semua orang percaya -MPASD (lahir-meninggal)

[MPASD @donpapin]

katanya disuruh write your first tweet, ya udah

[M7md @JigsawPolice]

Zendaya in 2026

[¥@N'$ @yaniarsim]

Okelah saya delete 👌

[PROFESOR SAHAM @profesor_saham]

Serius om, di acara giias

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

Kalau gw jd Hyundai, gw balik nagih konsistensi pemerintah sih.

Manufacturer China bisa jualan tanpa bangun pabrik dulu. Kok bisa? Kok dikasih?

Trus kenapa sekarang ditanya jumlah produksi?

Dikira produksi cuma keputusan produsen, tanpa mikirin aggregate demand dan kompetitor?

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Go international!

[MPASD @donpapin]

@sondehalfmoon_ Yang beginian ga usah disensor plat nomornya

[MPASD @donpapin]

Kedai sepi namun mengaku berstandar tinggi

[MPASD @donpapin]

Pasutri tipu-tipu

[MPASD @donpapin]

Pelesiran tiap bulan merupakan kewajiban sehingga bukan persoalan apabila dihabiskan di rumah sakit

[Яizal do @afrkml]

BELAJAR NGOMONG DULU PAK ASTAGHFIRULLAH

kebiasaan nyebut b*jingan brgsk ajg nd*smu saat pidato sih makanya jd gapunya filter buat nentuin mana yg harus diomongin mana yg gk

Even Eropa & US g berani bilang jelas klo Ir4n punya nuklir. Kita ini siapa bjir? Bahaya banget 😩

Even negara2 lain aja hati2 banget soal ini. Pantes staff berani main matiin mic Anda dan motong lgsg ke iklan. Kepekaan geopolitiknya pripun? 😩🤏🏻

[Variety @Variety]

Pandji Pragiwaksono is the biggest comedian from Indonesia. But for him to perform in his home country, he must have his material approved by the government.

“I’m required to send a transcript of my jokes to the police,” he tells Variety. Only after the cops sign off on his punchlines will they provide a permit for the event.

After one special where he targeted Indonesia’s two largest Muslim organizations for accepting state mining concessions (therefore tying themselves to the Indonesian government), six people filed police reports accusing Pragiwaksono of blasphemy.

He was interrogated on four occasions, for six hours each. Pragiwaksono believes the campaign against him is politically motivated and that the vice president is behind it.

“A week after the special was released, over 1,000 Muslim people poured into the streets protesting my jokes, saying that it was blasphemy and it was condescending Islam,” Pragiwaksono says. “It caught me by surprise because I have no intentions of condescending Islam. The joke wasn’t even about religion.”

Read the full profile from @ethanshanfeld: https://t.co/l0hXDMNsHo

[𝓚ɑׁׅ֮lliꫀׁׅܻ @dollivuue]

eh baru liat eps upin ipin yang ini, jd pas fizi ultah susanti ngasih hadiah, HADIAHNYA ITU RUPIAH 50k, tiba tiba ehsan nyeletuk

Ehsan: banyak sekali nol-nya uang itu, kau kaya fizi! 😭🥀🥀

[bia @bersuwara_]

yang milih oon

[Sumatera Adil & Federal @indepenSumatera]

Buat malu senegara😭😭😭😭

[MPASD @donpapin]

@sondehalfmoon_ Pentingnya magnesium dalam kehidupan

[MPASD @donpapin]

@TechmenID Agar terjaga selalu dari marabahaya 🤙🏿

[Falkenhaynz🍉 @keharyapatihan]

Kalo mo ngetes seberapa paham dengan ilmu ghoib (ekonomi moneter) bisa tonton video Pak Perry ngajar saat beliau masih Deputi Gubernur berikut ini

Kalo bisa paham 10% aja materi yang beliau sampaikan udah boleh lah dikit2 ngeklaim tau ilmu ghoib

Apa pula itu BGG (Bernanke, Gertler, Gilchrist), New Keynesian DSGE (Dynamic Stochastic General Equilibrium), Model Collateral Constraints Theory-nya Kiyotaki-Moore😵‍💫

Nonton ini = humbling experience

[Mehwish @MyWishIsUs]

Maturity is when you realize these are not lyrics, this is harsh reality 💀

[︎︎Ciii @urflowerz]

Negaramu mampu membiayai 80.000 koperasi desa, 20-24 triliun utk 2 truk/unit, 1,8 triliun utk kipas angin

30.000 SPPG dengan operasional 1 triliun/hari, 30 triliun utk 2 mobil & motor/unit, 6 milyar utk kaos kaki

Dan terakhir, mampu menciptakan universitas baru (URI), dengan 10 kampus yang kisaran anggarannya 80-200 triliun

Tapi negaramu tidak mampu menghapus pajak buku, tidak mampu membiayai perpustakaan, tidak mampu menggaji guru yang layak, dan TIDAK MAMPU MENINGKATKAN KUALITAS PENDIDIKAN!

kepada siapa mereka ini berpihak? yang jelas bukan kepada RAKYAT 🥲💔

[Pi en ice Ababil @PNS_Ababil]

Pemerintah bikin sayembara nangkep begal? Emang ga ada ya institusi yang emang dibayar buat nangkep begal?

[elzgatza @liogtttscrp]

"IN THIS ECONOMY"
"IN THIS ECONOMY"

CAN WE CHANGE TO "IN THIS SHIT GOVERNMENT?"

OUR ECONOMY IS RUINED BY THESE DUMBASS GOVERNMENT POLICIES