@RemnantInWhite « Gathering what was left of his pride and ego, he returned a few nights later, coming up next to her in the backyard while she smoked.
"I'm not drunk. I just came to apologize. Please give me five minutes." He implored of her. »
@RemnantInWhite « "You-your ... can-cat is a bear ... can't isn't a hare-here. Your cat isn't here. ... But we don't have a cat! You know I'm alergic!"