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The don thinks deep

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We still lickin envelopes

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(a thread) CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY:

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We got no idea what DNA stand for

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The fuck is child’s pose supposed to be stretchin

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Imagine being so self centered that your ig handle is ___fit

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Can’t sleep. Can’t stop thinking about the first person who realized water has exactly twice as much hydro as oxy

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Boarding a flight from nyc to lax during fashion week and did shit is astronomical

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Jesus literally died

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it's called Good Friday

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Having a serious cashew allergic reaction. Just farted in the shower and it smelt like cherbobyl

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No one know what RSVP stands for

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bi-weekly means both twice a week and every other week

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we are praying for Paris

it's a building

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It haunts my dreams that you couldn’t measure big puns dick with 6 rulers

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Her: so do you have any secret talents?
Me: I wake up just in time for the biscoff cookies from the flight attendant

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If I see something suspicious bet ima say somethin suspicious

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@stoolpresidente @TuckerCarlson Prez once he got caught

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They don't call me Gaseous Clay for no reason