MarkRatsbaneDillmite

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

My dog is all 2001 Space Odyssey monolith about the vacuum cleaner. Like, gurl, wait 'til you see a friggin lighthouse.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Are mediums afraid that when they die they might involuntarily hear living humans talk about their Cross Fit regimens?

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

@brandongraham55 We're happy to have you! Your career has been inspiring so far. Onward and upward! Fly Eagles Fly!

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

The number of my friends that confuse diet and religion makes me question myself.

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I can now afford stuff that I used to have to grind money to buy in RPG games.

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@FanSince09 Impressive detective work! Just don't let the inevitable NSA and Silicon Valley job offers relocate you from Philly. Go Birds!

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http://t.co/CxIC4jod2t is just the necessary absurdity of bad insurance advertisements in website form.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Sometimes I think my Notepad document of band and album names is worth more than my degree.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Dance like the Six Flags Man on fire.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

I'm so glad they cast Eisenberg as Luthor in SM / BM. I welcome an era of superhero movies being pun-filled, rickety crap again.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Buy me dark-hued floral scarves for my bday. 32 of them should do.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Bored at work so I'm trying to come up with a new comic idea, but I'm pretty uninspired so all I've got is "Adventures of Dustball and Vent"

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

A writing prof once told me facet is just a stand-in for a better word. But I can't help using it. I love it like a facet loves cake.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

A good miracle for the second coming of Jesus to have in his bag o tricks would be to make something resembling good coffee from of a Keurig

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

The craft beer museum AKA West Philly recycling day

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

@DopplerPI: I got dem freezin cold, iPhone is sheddin' glass blues.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

I am never going to scout someone's social media presence before meeting them professionally again. I'm neurotic over meeting this neurotic.

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Cold? Cold is only good for fat suits and tardigrades... OK I lost a follower, time for an orderly retreat.

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Close? Glenn Close is only good in horseshoes and things Meryl Streep wasn't cast in instead.

[MarkRatsbaneDillmite @DopplerPI]

Close? Close is only good in horse shoes and hand grenades... and sitting on porch swings, closely, with the person you love... I love close