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trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers

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@arvinmahardikaa CDC

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@DailyLoud Congrats Mike

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He’s a fan of 12 year olds???

Sus 👀

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

12 year old Fan Chen-Jun is topping out at 81mph in the Little League World Series right now

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

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KAT in the post like

[Timberwolves Nation @TWolvesNationCP]

Karl-Anthony Towns' jersey after their first NBA game of the season 😓

(📸: @KarlTowns/ IG)

#RaisedByWolves

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@TDLockett12 Is this a cam newton subtweet?

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@AndrewKeenan05 @eknutzen3 @FDSportsbook @kieranflynne Forgetting someone my guy

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@dcrean44 big fat loada cum then

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wait a minute how tf does paper beat rock

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If I was the MLB commissioner i would have penalized the Astros by making them do the little league baseball chants from the dugout all season

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why do girls have black eyes after a nose job? does the doctor just like beat the shit out of her or what

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i dont know if i can wait another 6.5 months to see everyones spotify wrapped

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i wish i had xray vision just to see the dude under the mascot costume acting a fool

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yep definitely back spasms. i dont see him grabbing his ankle again, do you? lakers definitely arent hiding anything

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Lakers say that Anthony Davis has back spasms and will not return.

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@SportsCenter @Yankees this is like when gus bus scored on an infield single after drilling the shortstop in the chest, thus giving nelson time to rip a revenge beef stew

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@A_Kash12 @traderjoestakiz I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THIS BOOK

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thinking about making a song named blue balls that just builds up to a bass drop that never happens

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I need the NFL draft to get here already. I’m out here watching left tackle highlights

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Mulch be smelling better and better every year. Now i see what dads are talking about.

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someone getting thieves actually
bad karma paying for something
🤝

“i really paid the price”