Dr. Cal Amari 🦑

Deep Sea Fertility Center
Gynecologist. Fertility Specialist. Squid.
Accepting new patients.

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follow-up appointment.

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rick and morty pigs

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the powerpuff piglets

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@DonaldCheedle thank you kind sir

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@Nitrous_Warrior adventure time pigs

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you know the coffee is good when you leave shit stains in the toilet

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@ianmikewazowski must be a handsome fellow

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@Nitrous_Warrior thank you nitrous!

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this came out of her college fund.

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@faget9261530128 i’ll clear my schedule

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this is what my fertility freezer looks like

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@Hermesdeclown @WTF_RTs @DoktorNFC wow he’s so white

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@DoktorNFC @A_townspeaks now i’m hungry

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back from the clinic. everyone survived. mostly.

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@Nitrous_Warrior thank you for reminding me

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back from vacation. bedtime stories tonight, embryo transfers tomorrow.

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@Nitrous_Warrior @DonaldCheedle @HowlingHawg love that man. he’s a good pal of mine

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@Rihnopills this is what happens when you book an appointment with the wrong gynecologist

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@A_townspeaks the goat

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@Nitrous_Warrior i want to take that guy on the left home and rub his belly