William Hosking

Consistently trying to be the person I think I am

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@JaxWalten @TheReplayGuy @NHLonNBCSports I don’t think you understand penalties then 🧐

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4-GOAL NIGHT!!!

ANTHONY MANTHA

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Trending???
I know I've been off twitter for 2 years but...

Frickin Pardon?

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@trishapaytas I can just imagine her child breastfeeding while it's leaning over her shoulder 🤣

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No one follows you. Loser

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I wonder how many fake accounts are following me RN?

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Slow and steady wins the race. Just like the tortoise.

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Stranger Things: “Hi there, would you like to know what EndGame felt like?”

Non-Marvel fan: “I mean sure”

Stranger Things: “Here you go”

Marvel fan: “WAIT DON..”

Non-Marvel fan: “😭😭😭”

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How insane would it be if Toby Maguire were to be in another multiverse during spiderman: Far From Home? @Marvel @MarvelStudios

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@CallitSpring_SA So... ‘vegan’ means cheap materials now?

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Addicted to love rn tbh <3

hahahah gotchya

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What if it became a law for EVERY republican to smoke weed once a year.. Do you think they would finally just. like. chill?

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One of the worst feelings: Trying to get through a low point in life and people you love blame themselves for putting you there.

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(Automated flush of public toilet goes off)

me: Ohh my, I did not expect these to be Japanese #NoticeMeSempai 😩

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Isn’t my sister the prettiest thing

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@FoxNews @KenPaxtonTX Severe Problem n.1: He was in possession of a gun...

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“There are all kinds of love in this world but never the same love twice.” And my mom tries to convince me that she ❤️ me as much as my sis

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It’s crazy how high standards are set off by hypocrisy 🤔

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me: I should get a girlfriend

job: did you say night shifts

me: noo, I sai..

school: Did you say exams?

me:.. what did I want again?

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The irony of someone answering their phone and saying “I looked like the worse human being..” when they’re in a library 😒😑

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I don’t think there’s any better compliment on console @PlayOverwatch