Dad of 3 under 10 whos at most a 6 with an 11 scale wife just keepin it comical & muddlin thru. Fueled by 🥃 & ☕. Featured on @TheDad, @todayshow, @huffpost
Our kids walk in the door smelling their mom's experimental cooking <gagging>, first child: “UGH! It smells like bad cheese.” Other child: “No I think it’s rotten eggs.” The last child won’t even come back in the house without his astro-oxygen supply
My wife and I play this cute game every time we go out where she picks 2 outfits out and asks my opinion on which looks better, then wears a different one anyway.
My kid is running around the house with an open umbrella draped across his shoulders and got mad because I couldn't guess he was a *checks notes* vampire blaster mechagodzilla
me: couldn’t find my glasses to do a project, then found my glasses but forgot about the project.
my wife: sounds like you’re playing old man whac-a-mole.