When desperation hits, families must consider where they’re investing their money and the strength of their assets.
But will their plan cost them more than what they are trying to cut?
The Investment of a Lifetime
Nov 10-14
🎟https://t.co/cmb6oY3Pn9
Gather, gather, and turn the cloth...
Following its sell-out run at Edinburgh Fringe 2026, Scottish company Cutty Sark Theatre are delighted to bring their new Scottish horror to Drayton Arms Theatre.
Turn the Cloth
Dec 6th-7th
🎟 https://t.co/0BO8XbQAJh
A Place Not Mine – The Musical
Through spells, magical lessons, friendships, love and loss, A Place Not Mine reveals that some of life’s most important lessons cannot be taught in a classroom.
Nov 29th-30th
🎟 https://t.co/NcxT7ABAWR
A lonesome coastal town
A middle-class English rose
A working-class Scottish laddie
A connection
A crazy girlfriend
Ramona Tells Jim
Dec 8-12
🎟️ https://t.co/pXHwqI0Xk9
The Investment of a Lifetime | @draytonarmsSW5
"... the cast were very committed to their roles, and there was much food for thought in a tense and curious production." @comaweng https://t.co/HkMa1vS4VJ
Heaps of dancing, singing, and outrageous comedy, this cabaret has it all. (If having it all means hearing Darth Vader’s lament during Cell Block Tango...)
VAUDEVILLAINS: A Killer Cabaret
Nov 20th-21st
🎟 https://t.co/fQtZyEpFso
You're Invited ✨
Our last mixer of the year!
Make some new theatre friends, enjoy a cheeky discount or two, chat the night away.
All are welcome! We look forward to seeing you THIS SUNDAY x
🍁 https://t.co/Mp5hr700em
A comedy about losing the main man in your life when you are not one, and how the hell you’re supposed to connect with him when he’s - checks notes - deceased.
POSITIVE MALE INFLUENCE (WIP)
Dec 13-14
🚨SOLD OUT🚨
Join the waitlist🔽
https://t.co/zwwk18G0VR
TONIGHT
“Every asset must be profitable, even a child”
Exploring parental influence, desperation, and the ever consuming powers of money, The Investment of a Lifetime offers a fresh & brutally honest look into the way we value one another
Nov 10-14
🎟 https://t.co/cmb6oY3Pn9
Suddenly, She Wakes
Nov 17-18
A girl is trapped in a cycle of trials, where she must face her innermost fears made manifest in the form of an ever-changing, ever-present monster.
🎟 https://t.co/l9btrpAOC1
Super High Resolution is a fast-paced and darkly funny play about being a doctor in the modern NHS and the limits of anyone’s ability to care for other people.
By Verity Bargate Award shortlisted writer Nathan Ellis
Presented by @kdctheatre
Dec 1-5
🎟 https://t.co/mM8JhXUxAf
Aspiring nihilist (& accidental optimist) Wayne Stewart wrestles with meaning & purpose as he reflects on why he walked 650 miles across France alone
A journey of humour, reflection & a peculiar obsession with the colour yellow
Chrome Yellow
Nov 24-28
🎟 https://t.co/kJ8onnPPBl
TONIGHT & TOMORROW
A fan of ghost stories? Come celebrate the man who revolutionised the genre!
The MR James Festival
November 8th-9th
Join us for talks, storytelling and interactive theatre as we explore all things spooky
🎟 https://t.co/d3vOjhM5f0
Matt & Ben
Before JLo, before Batman, before The Odyssey,...Matt Damon & Ben Affleck are best friends and struggling actors
One day a screenplay mysteriously falls from the sky
Is this the big break they've been waiting for...?
Jan 6-9
🎟️ https://t.co/hL5St949dS
Alice and Liv have very different perspectives on things, being a foot apart in height. But now, they finally have something in common: their dead Dads!!!
POSITIVE MALE INFLUENCE (WIP)
By Alice Hoskyns & Olivia Marcus
Dec 13-14
🎟 https://t.co/zwwk18G0VR
There is a place where magic is not just something you’re born with — it’s something you learn.
Because sometimes, the greatest magic is discovering who you are.
A Place Not Mine – The Musical
Nov 29-30
🎟️ https://t.co/NcxT7ABAWR
Ramona, a middle-class English rose, meets Jim, a working-class Scottish laddie
Years later, they reconnect
But what starts as a reunion unravels when Jim’s crazy girlfriend gets involved
Ramona Tells Jim
Dec 8-12
🎟️ https://t.co/pXHwqI0Xk9
Gather, gather, & turn the cloth...
1989. The a storm hits a small Scottish town, bringing with it obligation, tradition & spirit hungry for a wife
Bonds are tested, secrets revealed, and someone must make a deadly choice
Turn the Cloth
Dec 6-7
🎟 https://t.co/0BO8XbQAJh
Join us for an entire week celebrating the talent of tomorrow
Wooden Arrows presents a series of readings from up and coming artists
December 15th-19th
🎟️ https://t.co/d3vOjhM5f0
Super High Resolution is a fast-paced and darkly funny play about being a doctor in the modern NHS and the limits of anyone’s ability to care for other people.
By Verity Bargate Award shortlisted writer Nathan Ellis
Presented by @kdctheatre
Dec 1-5
🎟 https://t.co/mM8JhXUxAf
MR James Festival
Nov 8-9
Come explore, learn and discover the man who redefined the ghost story - MR James
Featuring talks, storytelling and an immersive experience, join us for these fantastical events celebrating all things horror
🎟 https://t.co/d3vOjhM5f0