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i only have twitter because of @CallMeCarsonYT

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@CallMeCarsonYT yes i love rats

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@ClashRoyale

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

“Can I use the restroom?” I ask the teacher

“I don’t know, can you?” she says

I transform into a 72 foot tall eldritch wolf beast and destroy everything in the vicinity

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@billiamthies @matthwatson @nothing

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.@Apple, stop breaking my texting experience. #GetTheMessage
freak you apple
https://t.co/bG4yyfadrX

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@CallMeCarsonYT bean

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

I’m a fitness influencer and I eat 500 eggs a day

[Jags @JagsEdits]

@CallMeCarsonYT

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

🚨important🚨

[Вяеаd @dry_shrimp]

@CallMeCarsonYT THIS IS SO COMICATED YET MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

The people hate Bread. They're scared of what they don't understand

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@Waggleton_ @GoodReddit just squirted from laughing so much

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

LOL!

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@CNTC00LMED0WN i liked annihilation better but still great

[Carson @CallMeCarsonYT]

I’m not stopping this bread thing for a while. This ain’t just one piece of bread, this is a whole bakery! #bakery