Els

[Els @DuckEllery]

15 minute difference

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative, and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[arson @desi0re]

“The witchy woo woo stuff”

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

I helped a girl set up her Roth IRA while out clubbing once, I do not play

[🧚🏿‍♀️ @taiwo2turnt]

I’m lowkey too beautiful to be entertaining situationships #braindeveloping

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

Detach, babygirl. He doesn’t like you. You’re just pretty and available.

[Ysla ᥫ᭡ @yslariah]

the devil couldn't reach you so he sent you a guy who wants to be friends but more than friends but less than lovers but definitely more than nothing.

[miia @miiagarro]

no i don’t want your man. i’m not even sure why you want your man

[Korn Ferry Tour @KornFerryTour]

🚨 HOLE-IN-ONE 🚨

Nothing but the bottom of the cup for Drew Nesbitt on the 17th @clubcarchamp!

📺 https://t.co/Hd5Xa6huze

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

type of shit you gotta record or no one gon believe you

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

i’ve never regretted being a menace but i’ve regretted being the bigger person

[s @nlvvc_]

enjoy life
Stay sexy
Don’t give a fuck

[mai ⋆˙⟡ @zombaegrl]

one man’s psych ward patient is another man’s princess

[Maira @maira4yo]

Date romantic men who like to plan dates and buy flowers instead of dating nonchalant men and trying to force them into something they think is pointless and unnecessary.

[Maira @maira4yo]

My biggest turnoff is when men overpromise and underdeliver because you could have just shut tf up

[♡ @astralbaes]

this or nothing

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i really appreciated your bare minimum while it lasted bitch

[lanie @l4nie0]

having a crush on someone as an adult feels like a humiliation ritual

[morg @morg_alexx]

It’s hard carrying around this dump truck and incredible sense of humor