Caroline

montero stan account

[Mama Maya @rockstarronan]

Imagine being the actual sitting president of the United States and using your platform to talk about Taylor Swift. Pathetic, fragile, and entirely on brand for a man who thrives on bitterness and insecurity. Meanwhile, Taylor continues to donate millions, uplift others, and live rent-free in your tiny, petty mind. Enjoy your legacy of being the most embarrassing president in history. And the definition of the smallest man who ever lived. Fuck you forever, @POTUS, a.k.a Donny Dump.

[trash jones @jzux]

when a hot person at work emails me i’m like this email could have been a meeting

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

@sam__banellis @EricaMend0za Feeling violent at Whole Foods. OK ME

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

Feeling violent at Whole Foods

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a lana del rey album title generator

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Try these small acts of self respect for 30 days and you'll start 2023 with a completely different mentality.

A THREAD 🧵

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Stahpppp

[delia @delia_cai]

the working woman's Timmy Chalamet

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Daily Harvest still hasn’t posted on their socials that their lentil crumbles are sending ppl to the ER, nearly killing them and in some cases causing organ removal!!! It’s just a ✨link in bio✨

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

This is what dating in LA is like (and part of the reason I moved lmao):

[Bob’s your uncle @frankly_im]

So you mean we Can't kiss & cuddle as Friends 😩😩😩💔💔💔.

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

@mnltmy He's live laugh loving

[𝔹𝕀𝔾 𝕃𝕀𝔹ℝ𝔸 ✨ @venusianhunty]

We can def have conversations about weed dependency but if you ever worn a shirt or rted a meme that says “dont talk to me until i get my coffee” maybe you need to self reflect

[donny warbucks 💸 @johnny_danziel]

i have absolutely no words

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Thinking Gaga was saying “Red wine!” at the start of Just Dance for YEARS…camp

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

CW's Secret Circle. I will die on this hill!

[tia @cursedhive]

what tv show cancellation turned you into the cold, heartless, monster you are today

[Caroline @duhitscaroline]

SAME