Ontological Parasite

Gainfully unemployed.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

The words “hand play” are kiiiilllling me

[Alec Karakatsanis @equalityAlec]

THREAD. Today the New York Times responded to a mass subway shooting with a relentless string of copaganda. Let’s look closely at how the NYT used a crisis to boost police talking points and lies in some creative ways:

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Should we be composting our Roomba scunge?

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

So I'm guessing that a "Jewish Nobel" is some kind of sex thing? Who can say. I only read headlines.

[Haaretz.com @haaretzcom]

Robert Kraft, announced as recipient of 'Jewish Nobel,' charged in prostitution bust https://t.co/SmLbXoq2MX

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

@Dunzoo you can’t have my name. Sorry.

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

@Dunzoo nope

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

When I tank up reusing the same tea bag, I feel righteous and frugal and good. Then reuse #2 reminds me that I'm in fact just a sad hobo.

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Of all the questions one can ask while flossing, the most upsetting might be "Great Caesar's ghost, when did I eat that _hotdog_?" #fb

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Gold: nitty gritty on state-of-the-art traffic generation (click whoring vs quality) at Gawker. http://t.co/3xpdWT7o via @NiemanLab

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Our Molly's unexpected rejoinder to all you fools who neg on blueberries. Your move, haters. http://t.co/2wV3wWSL

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

This morning, I am outing myself as a pathological egg labeler. Please don't judge me. http://t.co/eZlmNUmY

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Is there a chance that the pernicious orange dust of the Cheeto is actually the mark of the beast? Because if so, man! We're screwed!

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

@heif: you propose we avoid #PeakJobs by scaling Brooklyn? An @Etsy Economy? Free markets 2 flea markets? I fear that helps <10% of the 99%.

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

@jeffjarvis might not say it out loud, but he's talking about #PeakJobs , which makes #PeakOil look like a sachel of kisses and sunshine.

[Jonathan Coulton @jonathancoulton]

Any other musicians out there notice that ever since they shut down MegaUpload, the money has just been POURING in?

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

I hope that Newt develops a "Romney is a mimic octopus" angle. b/c we need to see more video of this sneaky freak. http://t.co/prLA6Gxi #fb

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

OK, Colbert's a delight with his SuperPac antics in S. Carolina. But why in the world is Herman Cain playing along? http://t.co/RCe9vZ18 #fb

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Tellem, Rush: "At least [Newt] asked his wife for permission instead of cheating on her. Thats a mark of character" http://t.co/W7NZM4Yc #fb

[John Hodgman @hodgman]

If only Wikipedia and BoingBoing could overpower the oil, gas, and bank lobbies as handily as the Old Media lobby, we'd be getting somewhere

[Ontological Parasite @dunzo]

Was that pork? There are few things that can make me say "What the crank did I just put in my mouth?" faster than a Chinatown banh mi. #fb