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Raised by Republicans, Catholic schools, and PBS.
Married. Childless.
Minnesotan forever.

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.0000845% of votes in U.S. elections in the past 25 years were fraudulent.

MAGA: "We must take drastic measures, no matter how expensive or burdensome!"

Gun injury is the leading cause of death for U.S. children ages 1 to 17.

Also MAGA: "Oh, well, what are ya gonna do?"

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@kinglyfaith @SenTomCotton I did not make that case. You did.

And it shows your ignorance of the proposed law (and how excited you are to have an opinion about something you don’t know about).
Shame on you.

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@john_lambrechts @LPCapitalChi You could just pay for it yourself 🤷‍♀️

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@onya_fartin @LPCapitalChi Speak for yourself.
I just people based on their actions and values, not on their parents.

But you do you.

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@BrianCostin I miss the good ol’ days of Republican governors who refused to pay our bills; ruined our credit; and racked up enormous, expensive debt. It was so great how Edgar, Rauner, Ryan, and Thompson knew that some future Democrat would clean up the mess —AND get blamed for it!

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@AllieTree248198 @LPCapitalChi Sure, you live here. You don’t know who is governor and who is mayor, but you’re totally an Illinoisan!
I definitely believe you!!!
🙃🙃🙃

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@ice_crown91 @LPCapitalChi And you were resurrected?!
Glory be!

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@TheRedPill01 @LPCapitalChi Why would you have to though?

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@DBCrypt0 This sounds awful!
It’s a good thing it’s all false!

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@Ghostarkham1 @DarrenBaileyIL Promise huge pensions with no plan to pay for them, blame the Democrats, kick the can down the road, blame the Democrats, lead the state for years without a budget, blame the Democrats, whine, blame the Democrats …

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@DarrenBaileyIL That’s a lie.
Illinois has high taxes, but we aren’t even in the top 5.

And certainly a man running for governor would know that one person isn’t responsible for a state’s entire finances, right?

https://t.co/jYim6h0bk1

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@rothschild48154 @GrantWehrli Undocumented immigrants contribute much more to our country than they use— which is more than can be said about most red states.

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@kinglyfaith @SenTomCotton You’re a judgy one, aren’t you?
What does stupidity have to do with birth certificates not matching ID?

There’s no connection.

And it may seem uncivilized to give birth at home (or somewhere not a hospital), but where a person was born has no bearing on how civilized they are.

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@manxykitty1968 @_theatregeeks @Miller_Congress Not even Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel deserves to be scammed, let alone by his president.

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@manxykitty1968 No idea what you’re talking about, Jim.
But if you dislike fraud, this White House must have your panties in the tightest twist.

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.0000845% of votes in U.S. elections in the past 25 years were fraudulent.

MAGA: "We must take drastic measures, no matter how expensive or burdensome!"

Gun injury is the leading cause of death for U.S. children ages 1 to 17.

Also MAGA: "Oh, well, what are ya gonna do?"

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The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is green (incidentally, not a color found on the US flag).

Huh. Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to give sixteen million taxpayer dollars to your friend from Florida to renovate it, eh, Mr. Trump?

#ArtOfTheDeal
#DrainTheSwamp

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PSA: Gilmore Girls is leaving Netflix June 30.

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@Razorback_LPC @michellebackus_ Right?!
Silly libtards!
It’s so unreasonable to bitch about a wasteful, reckless, destructive, deadly distraction from the Epstein files.

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@michellebackus_ So what?

The deal isn’t going to be nearly as good as the one Obama made, the one Trump destroyed.

The war, deaths, destruction, and enormous cost are all for nothing. Less than nothing.

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@MikeBales TDS = twisting yourself in knots to justify everything Trump does, no matter how stupid, reckless, or harmful.