Tonight for dinner I ate a bowl of broccoli cauliflower rice peppers and ground bison with a side of rice cakes and bananas. Going to invent a new fart at the office tomorrow #FriYay
I just found my SoundCloud playlist from 8 grade which had Broccoli into Wyclef Jean into Kelly Price. With XXXtentacion mixed in and a lot of Kodak.
I kinda knew what I was doing back then too bad I was slightly a vegetable and weird around ppl
Things I would die for:
1. The woman I can’t stop thinking about
2. CBS SEC Theme song on a Saturday at 3:30 in 2014
3. 18 rack of miller in the parking lot of commonwealth stadium in October
4. 2014-2015 Kentucky basketball
5. The woman again
If a foreigner here for the World Cup comes up to me and asks for food recommendations I’m telling him to get a firearm and go to Indis chicken on 11th and Chestnut in Louisville, KY.
If this scenario with this woman does not work out for me I am deeming myself an unlovable chud idiot fuck and you all will never hear of me or see me again.