Erlich Bakkenman

GP (Genius Proprietor) of Pied Piper Midstream. Thought leader for EBITDAexclOPX Ventures midstream tech accelerator. Member of IDR-Ride-or-Die Crew. (Parody)

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@nimblephatty @collide_ai Can Collide AI put this in presentation format for your team? https://t.co/Bp1YZTsfdL

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@FracSlap @RobertHefnerV Wow. That is some serious ableism. Blind people can use AI just as well as you.

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@slopbowlcritic Mmmm. Montserrat light sounds good today.

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Hey guys-great news! I quit my job and told my boss what I thought of him because I just signed a deal to take my talents to LIV! LFG Range Goats!

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@ReallywhatFour @nypost The Martin County Sheriff

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@halfkelly I/Claude will do it for $100

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@davidsirota @matthewstoller @AltitudeTV Watch the game with your left eye closed. That will show ‘em

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@lhamtil Why does the person who had the experience need to be poor?

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@NiceQuarterGuys If this lineup was in the movie Sophie's Choice, I don't think she would save any of them. Vidal at RB; Harvey, Ayo, and Hunter at flex

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@nut_history Stance seems a little open. Glad to see the infield shifted in response but going to be a long run for the 1st baseman to get the force out

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@pablofindsout @PabloTorre @BostonSportsBSJ Only thing Ballmer could have done is step in and put together an orderly liquidation-big dollars, tons of time, potentially highlighting the connection ever more

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@pablofindsout @PabloTorre @BostonSportsBSJ If Ballmer gave $7mm right before BK to pay off KL2, it would have dropped off schedule E/F but it would have gotten tagged as a preferential payment-clawed back by the court and an even bigger spotlight than just in the schedules

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@sairarahman Sorry. Did you say something? I was looking at my watch

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@ScottTheGeo @nimblephatty @FracSlap Obviously not them. The both look of average height and neither is wearing skinny jeans and a hoodie

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@ReganCoda

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@CliffordAsness Please tell me this HBO version doesn't have an "After Dark" time slot

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@UpslopeCapital We all watch the masters?

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@rbl1973 *all respects

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@JohnWRichKid Thoughts and prayers buddy

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@BoardGeniuses Trolling all the new teams with a shoutout to the old Big 8