ethan g

i like snacking and talking to the lizards at petco. My ideal evening is sharing a bag of cheetos with a nice iguana.

[ethan g @EGutzmann]

@hooeem Really appreciate all your work!

[ethan g @EGutzmann]

@PolkaCity I have a quick question that I sent thru dm, thanks

[ethan g @EGutzmann]

These confounded space phones with their ippity apps and tweeter twits. #confusedoldyoungdude @bettylouwhooo

[ethan g @EGutzmann]

"@ScienceDaily: Simple mathematical formula describes human struggles - @io9 #psychohistory #Asimov -- so... http://t.co/GBXqsx0VHC"

[Gizmodo @Gizmodo]

The trick to disposing of nuclear waste could be turning it into glass http://t.co/q57fveFNyJ

[io9 @io9]

The Survivorship Bias is what convinces people that psychics are real http://t.co/YHWZjXZc5e

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Took me way longer than I'd like to admit to see that:

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

You didn’t make the Harlem Shake go viral—corporations did http://t.co/fAs2MZ9RNh

[The Verge @verge]

Egyptian protestors trade 'Harlem Shake' taunts with Islamist regime http://t.co/wYTZkQJjxq

[ethan g @EGutzmann]

@bettylouwhooo in your sleeve

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'Well, That Was Cool,' Say Archaeologists Before Dumping Bones Of King Richard III Back Into Hole http://t.co/PwOzPq85

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

However your day is going, it's better than this girl's: