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bon vivant

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Irony is no longer subversive. Our culture has overdosed on it. Now, I am doing my part to administer the "narcan," of earnest truthfulness.

[Jimmy Heaters @CathPoaster]

My existence is real and has value. Probably more than yours. Let’s compare. I went to Top 10 University and majored in Valuable STEM field. It was here I had valuable developmental experiences like being president of Consulting Club, winning a Hackathon, and interning at Prestigious Company. I even attended house parties to improve my social skills, further improving my corpus of enviable and employable traits. This led to my job offer at End Goal Company and the move to High Status City. My income is higher than my peers (thoroughly cross referenced with LinkedIn) and my strava posts put me in the 99th percentile of my cohort. There is little left for me to do in terms of existence or creation of value. I’m afraid I’ve done it all.

[Red Drummarts @redrummarts]

4chan has like maybe like 3 chud boards and the rest are basically just elitist hobbyists

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.

[mia🐱🍡 @catwifemia]

crazy how normies will consider you a complete failure if you choose not to get groomed into becoming cattle for the tech and finance industries just like everyone else with a stem degree

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i got my bloodwork done and they said it was the most chinese blood they ever seen in a white man

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

[lexi @elextra__]

went to dunkin and the drive thru person said “that’ll be 11 million dollars” and i said “oh no!” and she said “i’m just playin it’s $11.99” and man. she got my ass. what a great bit

[george @idobadtakes]

No they won’t. The tech oligarchs are the most useless set of elites imaginable. No set of rich people in American history have been as useless a drain on society as they have

[puter @modelocigarette]

what if subway was called supway and everyone went "sup" when you walked in

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Satan himself could not build a more perfect hell

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

Wait... Hunter Biden's art is actually good?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@pissvortex Let’s all name something we do like. I’ll start. I like painting.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Manifesting a summer like Hiroshi Nagai’s artwork

[Herman.fun @doomscroll_x]

I don't understand bro. I've experienced every single highly regarded piece of art and culture from the last 50 years why aren't I happy yet?!?

[swag @bluntsmokr45]

im a cloudflare rapper

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

if I had to look for a job on @LinkedIn I would fucking kill myself

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.